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LMAOOO

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“me daddy and granny”

—alyssa

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i’m so fkn scared

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finally gonna try to rest

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i’m so fkn scared

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hailey the impossible hamburglar has struck again

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all around me are painful sensations

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and u know itt and u show ittt mommas little cutie kidddd

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dream about kayla, her cousin got shot

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met james and his sweet puppy show girl/stopper. pray for them both

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had a dream i was an actress, i was in a classroom setting with the director as a teacher. we had been filming for 2 weeks. i was the main character, her name was sophie(lol). they didn’t interview me, i just showed up and was given the role before they even saw me. the director guy for whatever reason was like(2 weeks into filming etc) sasja, you’re pretty but you’re not as pretty as sophie. i was like wtf? that’s so rude. i got the feeling he was saying i was just like girl next door pretty or whatever. he’s like you’re pretty, just not kylie jenner pretty( or something to that effect ) really rude lol. so i was like f this place, good luck filming ur movie without me bc u already have weeks of filming with ME as the main character! he was like no, we aren’t gonna pay you then! i was like yes tf u are. we ended up in an office together, felt like a principals office waiting for the principal. we sat there together and i was like, “you know you aren’t super good looking either. you’re an old man w a double chin” he grabbed his double chin and pulled it forward, making it look extra doubled and kinda made a pout face. he was like damn i do huh? i was like yea i’m hot, ur the ugly one 😑 lmfaoooo random asf

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best first session ever ily karl

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am i crushing on jon? maybe. am i fucked up rn? maybe

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old memory:

used my toes to light a match, used one foot to hold the match and the other to hold the box.. knocked the bong over in the process

ty jon for reminding me of this one

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jared’s goofy ass blocked me a few weeks ago too a s then he unblocked and i pretended i didn’t know who he was 😌💅🏼