The Bowery Presents
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
roma★
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Bright Sessions
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Phantogram Three
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Product Placement
NASA
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Fieri Frames
Origami Around
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@bananabusbitches-blog
So…
Delirious: You come here often? Vanoss: *glances around the room*
Vanoss: Are you talking to me? Delirious: I sure am, handsome. Vanoss: Delirious: *winks* Vanoss: Obviously, considering the fact that this is where we live.
Discord
Vanoss: *talking with mouth full of food* Sorry I went to make waffles Mini: What kind? Vanoss: Chocolate chip Delirious: Pics or it didn't happen Terroriser: Yeah send pics in the chat Vanoss: It's just...a waffle? Basically: Show us that waffle, boy Vanoss:
Vanoss: *sends picture of the waffle in the group chat*
Mini: Mmmm
Basically: Look at that fuckin waffle
Delirious: Oh God it looks so good
Terroriser: Awww baby...
Moo: Why are you all getting turned on by breakfast food?
Shleep
Cartoonz, standing outside Delirious' house at 2 in the afternoon: I told him that I was coming over to bring him his birthday present, why isn't this bitch answering the door?
Cartoonz, getting back in his car: Eh, he's probably not home. I'll give him his present another day.
*meanwhile:
Delirious, in bed, knocked out cold, completely ignoring the barking dog and doorbell: *loud snoring*
Compulsive Spending
Delirious: So.....I may or may not have just ordered mini funko horror movie characters.
Delirious: And I also may or may not have ordered said funko characters just because one of them was Jason.
Delirious: Because if I did, that would be ridiculous.
Vanoss: Honestly, I'm not surprised.
Texting
Delirious: Luke guess what!
Cartoonz: You're finally going to delete my number?
Again?
*Delirious and Vanoss are about to leave the house*
Vanoss: Jon, before we leave can you go get the mail? I’ll start the car.
Delirious: Sure, give me a sec.
Delirious: *is too lazy to open the door so he reaches through the mail slot*
*ten minutes later*
Vanoss: *waiting in the car*
Vanoss: Where the hell is he?
Vanoss: *gets out to go check and sees Delirious sitting down with his hand still in the mail slot*
Vanoss: You’re stuck again aren’t you?
Delirious: NO!
Vanoss: Well if you aren’t stuck then you’ll have no problem getting your ass in the car.
Delirious:
Delirious: Fine, I’m stuck.
Vanoss: I’ll go call the fire department.
BONUS:
Vanoss: *muttering to himself while he gets his phone out of the car*
Vanoss: I’m in love with a fucking idiot.
Compliment War
Mini: *says something self deprecating*
Smii7y: YO DONT SAY THAT!
Mini: ???
Smii7y: TREAT YOSELF! LOVE YOSELF! YOUS BOOTIFUL!
Mini: FUCK ME UP WITH ALL THIS KINDNESS!
Smii7y: UHHM OKAY WOW THE PRESSURES ON! UHHHHH…..
Smii7y: YOUR TOES ARE NICE?!?!
Mini: WHY THANK YOU SIR, I MUST SAY YOUR KNEES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Smii7y: YOUR NOSTRILS ARE COOL TOO!
Mini: YOUR EARLOBES ARE PHENOMENAL!
Smii7y: BITCH DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR METACARPALS!
Wow
Wildcat: *ranting while playing golf it*
Wildcat: I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT! IM GONNA QUIT MY JOB AND JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!
Terroriser: I didn’t know being an asshole was a job.
Criminal
Smii7y: Have you ever broken the law?
Wildcat: No.
Smii7y: I have.
Wildcat: ???
Mini: *listening in on the conversation while drinking water*
Smii7y: You know those bowls of candy on Halloween that say take one?
Wildcat: *laughing* Shut the fuck up dumbass.
Smii7y: Yea…I fucked a horse once.
Mini: *spits his water out*
Food
*Delirious and Vanoss are eating breakfast at IHOP when their food is brought to their table-*
Delirious: *Takes the cherries from Vanoss’ pancakes because he knows he doesn’t like them*
Vanoss: What are you doing?!?
Delirious: ???
Vanoss: YOU TOOK MY ONLY FOOD!
Delirious: Did you just use a spongebob quote?
Vanoss: NOW I’M GONNA STARVE!
Delirious: Why do I associate myself with you…
Scarred For Life
Delirious: One time when we were younger, Cartoonz put me in a headlock and made me smell his armpit.
Delirious: I was suffocating and couldn't keep myself from inhaling his disgusting ass B.O. as I was struggling to breathe.
Delirious: I'm still traumatized to this day.
Vanoss: Cartoonz, is this true?
Cartoonz:
Vanoss:
Delirious:
Cartoonz:
Cartoonz: Maybe.
Disney World
Basically: One time when I was 4 years old, my parents took me to Disney World for the first time and we were walking around the park when we come across a guy dressed as Shrek. She brings me over to him and 4 year old me is completely terrified. Mind you, this guy is like 5 feet tall, and ugly as fuck. She told me to smile as I stood next to this guy and took a picture. I started to bawl my eyes out and scream so my mom picked me up and carried me away.
Basically: And that's the traumatizing story of how my mom forced me to take a picture with fugly Shrek.
Mini: But do you still have the picture tho?
No Balls
Mini: So you know how people say "You won't do it, no balls!" to guys?
Wildcat: Yea?
Mini: So like, does that make the female version "No ovaries"?
Wildcat: *thinks*
Wildcat: *looks it up*
Kiss
Delirious: I'm not gay, but like, I'd totally kiss you. Vanoss: Fucking prove it. You won't. No balls bro, no b- *Delirious kisses him* Delirious: Lmao I'm so fucking gay.
Hold This
Delirious: Hey Evan, can you hold this real quick? Vanoss: Nice try, but I'm not holding your hand again. Delirious: *muffled buzzing comes from Del's closed fist* Oh, uh um, yes! Yes I was gonna hold your hand! *sweating nervously* These, pffff, there aren't any bees in my hand...
What?
*Delirious and Vanoss casually walking down the hallway when Vanoss insults him*
Delirious: I'm gonna fuck you.
Vanoss: Don't you mean up?
Delirious: No ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vanoss: ...
Vanoss: Maybe later.
Friends Forever?
Delirious: We're gonna be friends forever right?
Cartoonz: God I hope not.