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@bananahoard
Side personal-rant, vague NSFW & writing chatter blog. Mostly OC junk with friends. I sometimes talk about topics intended for an adult audience.
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Can I go 5 fucking seconds today without someone tampering with these. It's soap.
going up to a gay couple and asking "so which one of you is the big pointy chinned yaoi and which one of you is the little blue eyed yaoi"
It is up for you to decide when you draw them I thonk
going up to a gay couple and showing them the drawing I did of them as the big pointy chinned yaoi and the little blue eyed yaoi, setting their respective roles in stone for the rest of their lives
Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday
i guess DNI lists do work in the sense that sometimes i see a user with a DNI full of so many crazy specific discourse topics and opinions that i immediately think "this person is extremely exhausting to be around and/or fourteen years old" and lose all desire to follow them. so like. it did its job. in a way.
Had a dream a dragon mutual sent me a dm like "hey i jusr wanted to let you know you should kill everyone in your situation" followed by a "sorry the dragon rage took over"
I am fucking livid that every soul on the planet thinks I'm fucking with them & they get PISSED at me that I can't hear them or ask them to repeat themselves.
I HAVE HEARING LOSS.
I HAVE FUCKING HEARING LOSS.
MY RIGHT EAR ALWAYS FEELS LIKE IT'S OFF & I HAVE SEVERE TINNITUS.
I AM NOT PLAYING SOME SORT OF GAME OR HAVING AN ATTITUDE.
I GENUINELY CANNOT HEAR YOU CLEARLY IF YOU TURN AROUND IN CONVERSATION OR MUMBLE.
JUST SPEAK UP OR -PLEASE- STOP WALKING 20 FEET AWAY WHILE YOU'RE TELLING ME SOMETHING.
I CANNOT HEAR ANYONE IF THEY'RE FACING AWAY FROM ME HOLY FUCK I WANT TO PUNCH YOU.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Coworker who's been fine with me for years is suddenly mad at me, won't say why, & nobody is sure why...
I've hardly talked to her because she only works like. 1, 2 days a week right now.
I fucking hate when people won't just say why they're mad & expect you to know? Like, okay, fuck you too- I'm 100% fine with never speaking to you again if you're gonna be a child like that & refuse to communicate to me wtf I did wrong. Boss doesn't even know.
We weren't friends (imo) so, wtf?
All I can think is I somehow annoyed her when I ran up after a her to ask if the waterpark was closing EARLY, as then I'd need to turn back to get stray towels. She like, speed-walked away & I got annoyed because I'm nearly deaf in one ear & I couldn't hear her/didn't know why the fuck she was trotting away when I asked?
Like is THIS your beef with me? You KNOW I have severe hearing loss in one ear & need to be closer to hear shit. Come on.
Turns out she was taking it out on me for NO reason & was chipper as fuck today so fuck me I guess with whatever the fuck was up the other day when she got pissed over my hearing loss. Fuck you man. She is SO bad about saying shit to me then running away, then spinning on her heel when I ask her to repeat it while facing me or on my good hearing side.
message to all bitches
please survive
Bitching. Probably bipolar shit again, idk. Chewing my arm off.
Decided it's just my lot in life to never have friends because I'm trans, & never have lgbt friends because I'm not queer enough to fit in with them either, yey.
Coworker who's been fine with me for years is suddenly mad at me, won't say why, & nobody is sure why...
I've hardly talked to her because she only works like. 1, 2 days a week right now.
I fucking hate when people won't just say why they're mad & expect you to know? Like, okay, fuck you too- I'm 100% fine with never speaking to you again if you're gonna be a child like that & refuse to communicate to me wtf I did wrong. Boss doesn't even know.
We weren't friends (imo) so, wtf?
All I can think is I somehow annoyed her when I ran up after a her to ask if the waterpark was closing EARLY, as then I'd need to turn back to get stray towels. She like, speed-walked away & I got annoyed because I'm nearly deaf in one ear & I couldn't hear her/didn't know why the fuck she was trotting away when I asked?
Like is THIS your beef with me? You KNOW I have severe hearing loss in one ear & need to be closer to hear shit. Come on.
You ever go to a blog & see they have so many DNI for every mundane thing under the sun, & immediately go, ok, nevermind, you need therapy. LOL.
Hello, leopard.
I think I'm in the shadow realm.
you’re always posting about some faggot shit
hell yeah brother
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
I'm like this because I haven't played (wrote smut) in the sand box (notepad) by myself (sad) in like 8 months.
