HERE LIES: HEATHERSANIMATIONS

welcome to count orloks house

[boxheadpaint]

Happy pride

[boxheadpaint]

Happy pride 2

[boxheadpaint]

Happy pride 3

[perception-filter]

it is so fucked up how thumbs up emoji is seen as passive aggressive

[perception-filter]

i love thumbs up… you have to be nice to her you can’t call her passive aggressive she’s literally niceys. 👍 ok?

[shrimptin]

[crabussy]

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

[crabussy]

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

[hexabeast]

[geistverrse]

I like when he's a lil stressed.

[boxheadpaint]

Frg

[boxheadpaint]

ill draw anything and you have to be nice to me O.K.

[garaks-padded-cell]

Thank you to everyone who specifically wants to fuck leonard mccoy

[wellijustfinnihedoneofthebooks]

[catgirltitties]

This is absolutely frying me omggg

[viralfrog]

[crimesagainstflesh]

[08pmdverse]

Thought of a potential way to make my pmd2 partner duskull even more munchlax-like..

[08pmdverse]

my munchie...

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[almostrealzine]

Coming soon: Almost Real: A Speculative Biology ZIne • Vol 6 & Book 1!

The spec bio anthology series is BACK with its sixth volume all about POP CULTURE, and a REMASTERED HARDBACK COLLECTION of Volumes 1–5!

ALMOST REAL: A Speculative Biology Zine returns with the ALL-NEW VOLUME 6 and a remastered collection of VOLUMES 1-5!

Back in the mid 2010s, illustrator and Runaway to the Stars creator Jay Eaton incepted the idea of hosting a speculative biology anthology: a small magazine collecting uniquely-made entries from pool of fellow artists and authors who loved all the possibility and creativity that the world of spec bio had to offer. Together with Hye Mardikian, their idea and collaboration brought forth ALMOST REAL: A SPECULATIVE BIOLOGY ZINE's first volume all the way back in 2017. 

In 2018, we took to the skies with our second volume FLIGHT. Volume 3 took you under the waves with AQUATICS, Volume 4 introduced all sorts of inventions from BIOTECHNOLOGY, and legends came to life in from Volume 5's MYTHOLOGY.

Now, in 2026, we RETURN: featuring our sixth volume with 12 new entries all about POP CULTURE and a remastered omnibus of BOOK 1 that collects all 5 of our previous, some out-of-print issues, and we need YOUR HELP to print these books and pay our artists!

Sign up now to be notified the moment we drop!

[tickfleato]

YOU WANT TO PLEDGE TO ALMOST REAL SO BAD OOOOO YOU WANT TO SEE MY VAMPIRES OOOOO I CONTROL YOUR MIND

[grindhousecellar]

[moviesludge]

can't wait to ghost on a hot summer night

HORROR MOVIE SUMMER

[newcreatures-update]

chean de na chead pictuir de fan, 2018, briseadh gach oibreoir i dteangbhail leis an pictuir seo lena phost

one of the first pictures of a faun ever taken, 2018, all employees related to the creation of this image were fired

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed