Banana Man

i legally have to state this isn't officially related to tally hall and i am NOT thrilled about it

[bananamantallyhall]

hello welcome

if you steal from me i’ll break your spine

i sell stuff i guess

[zarfcup]

Banana Man!!!🍌

[bananamantallyhall]

they tried skinning me alive wtf do you MEAN

[nervous-trash]

The banana man music video makes me feel like I'm high

I love banana man its great

[bananamantallyhall]

hey

[bananamantallyhall]

mr. man of nana, how do you feel about being on the sexypedia?

i don’t know if i should be flattered or offended. all you guys need to know is 1: ya’ll are NOT getting into heaven, and 2: i’m NOT showing you my banana.

[bananamantallyhall]

i love being a gimmick account just because i get to be an asshole lmao

[bananamantallyhall]

is somebody gonna match my freak?

[bananamantallyhall]

I FUCKING LOVE WILL WOOD‼️‼️‼️‼️

[bananamantallyhall]

i’m so fuckjing hdigj rn

[bananamantallyhall]

don’t let this mf ever cook again dawg

crowd goes mild soundin ass

hidden talent needs to stay hidden soundin ass

cooked but i’m not gonna eat it soundin ass

it sounds like he’s trying to impersonate a regi from pokemon

[the-freaker]

banaa amn

i like the banana song it sounds ncie

[bananamantallyhall]

hi

[evilhawley]

I HATE banana man

I swear to god if he comes up to me with that stupid bloody whateverthefuckitwas again and I run around screaming banana for however long until someone fixed me I will explode something!!!

[bananamantallyhall]

hi joe bitch hawley whatever the fuck

[tellurius]

CW: BLOOD, SPOOKY FACE

oh yeah AU with a scary banana man who scours garbage dumps, catches people and eats them like bananas, removing the skin (^ω^)

[bananamantallyhall]

this is how i look irl (pls don’t judge <333)

[bananamantallyhall]

if everything has porn how come there’s none of me

[bananamantallyhall]

what

ok nevermind

i don’t want this

[bananamantallyhall]

if everything has porn how come there’s none of me

[bananamantallyhall]

chat who the fuck is split regretevator

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[thelighthousewatcher]

Ive been craving cookies, so thank you even though I have no chocolate chips

[quailfence]

[Image transcript: How to make a cookie in a mug. No. 1 cure for sadness or hunger 10/10 would recommend. By SassyCelery

Step 1: get mug. Easy Every1 (everyone) have mug. Colour don’t matter. Size don’t matter. Jus (just) get mug

Step 2: get tablespoon. If u don’t know what a tablespoon is. It’s the big one that you can only just fit in your mouth. Butter / margarine, It don’t matter. Get 1 tablespoon of this. Put in mug. Microwave for like 30secs til butter is like water. Melty melty

2 spoons of this (sugar). Put in mug. (Pst not drugs jst (just) sugar. Cookies not cocaine kids). Dis is vanilla extract/essence (no difference k). Careful. Only 3 drops (milked from fairies). You can add salt here but ew why would you

Now you must separate the egg yolk. Real science going on here watch out

Get egg

Get knife

Stand over sink or bowl

Hit egg firmly in centre w knife

Let a bit of see-through stuff go

Keep yellow stuff

Put egg apart keeping yolk in one side, and let white go

Move yellow into other side, pouring away white

Feel like your on masterchef

Get rid of as much white as poss (possible)

Put your beautiful extracted yolk into mug

Aquire fork and mix in punk-rock fashion (keeping the stuff in the mug)

Basic peasant flour. 4 spoons of this. Put in mug. Mix intensely once more. Recipe says 2 spoons of these (chocolate chips). Recipe lies. Put as many as you can fit. Add anything else you can think of eg marshmallows, oreos etc.

Microwave for 40-60 seconds. Do a dance while waiting. IDK. Eat. Ur welcome. End transcript.]

@a-captions-blog

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

Can’t wait to try this!

[yeuc-c]

how ddo you pronoucne yeuc c

ALSO would any character like Undertale or Tally Hall

you - cuh

YEA, probably scag

[bananamantallyhall]

scag a bitch of culture