Grinch Feet

brought to you by sea captains for sea captains

[itchycoil]

[femcassidy]

going to brine myself with sugar and salt, then hotbox my car with some nice alder wood chips to smoke myself like a salmon.... see you on the other side brother....

[jonbutter]

[dwagom]

[lestateur]

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[undomestication]

when aristotle said humans like to hear the same story told over and over again for catharsis he was talking about the texas chainsaw massacre remakes not any of those gay little greek tragedies

[charlesoberonn]

All I’m saying is there’s 7.6 billions of us and only one God. We could take him out if we want to.

[charlesoberonn]

Too bad he’s so high up, we couldn’t possibly reach him.

[charlesoberonn]

Wait, I just had an idea.

It’s gonna take a lot of construction work, though.

[harbingerofsorrow]

Hey, we’ve already got it started in Florida, just come join me we’re almost Λορεμ ιπσθμ δολορ σιτ αμετ, ηασ ει vιδισσε δισπθτανδο cομπλεcτιτθρ, σιντ λαορεετ ιντερπρεταρισ εαμ ιδ.

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[roguesquirrel]

I had a dream that Toy Story 4 came out and after its first act, the movie became literally impossible to comprehend to human eyes and minds. It was just a kaleidoscope of abstract imagery and sounds. After it was over everyone in the theater had streams of tears coming down their face that they couldnt stop and didnt know why it was happening. It became an epidemic as more people saw the movie over the weekend and the news dubbed the phenomenon the “Eternal Misery”

[new-england-dad]

it is human nature that every few years someone invents Infinite Jest

[bananas-foster-wallace]

All-female Step Brothers (2008) reboot

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[daofeibutdead]

that's why you're the wizard of loneliness

[sculien]

TWIN PEAKS 1.02 Traces To Nowhere

[vibratome]

[snoopylovessoup]

[petr1kov]

watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

[bananas-foster-wallace]

Small Ohio colleges in the 20-teens moodboard:

-Those girls in your dorm who were obsessed with Walk the Moon

-Parking your car in a cornfield to smoke w**d 

-Parking your car in a cornfield to do shr**ms

-Going to Waffle House at 2 am on the way back from a concert in Columbus

-Dining hall serving Cincinatti Chili every Tuesday and Pierogi every Friday

-Spring concert headlined by Asher Roth of “I Love College” (2009) fame

-Going to a Father John Misty show nintey miles from campus and running into all four people you hooked up with in freshman year in the mosh pit

-Unironically becoming a ride or die Cavs fan

-Seeing your archaeology professor in the Walmart parking lot on your way to buy condoms 

-Drive-through liquor stores that don’t card freshman guys if they have a beard

-Bad dates at the Cleveland Museum of Art