Just hangin

[youre-so-creeepy]

[willow]

[guiltygirl]

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bitchycode]

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

[disgustinghuman]

I’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[the-memedaddy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you can call any man named richard “dick” and they can’t do anything about. incredible loophole. zero consequences. madness they haven’t shut this down

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[trapcard]

facts only

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

[abiggaynerd-deactivated20180414]

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

[ok-dingo]

OP is lord farquaad

[whitepeopletwitter]

[workinonthephones-deactivated20]

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[valtsv]

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

[valtsv]

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014