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awesome banana wizard | potassium

[bananawizard69]

Tricking my towermate Jeremy into drinking from my evil and fucked up chalice full of grape juice

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1433: _

19 july 2026

[bananawizard69]

My foolish apprentice trying to boast of his accomplishments to the Faceless One:

[belvis-fan-account]

yeah

[bananawizard69]

I love this furry beast!

[bananawizard69]

I'd like to thank the Magnificent Toenathan @achugi2214 for capturing my likeness so well in his wonderful drawings

[bananawizard69]

who are you

The spirits are trying to contact me

[bananawizard69]

Drinking fucked up concoctions made by the forest gremlins and terrorising the local rat population should be a part of every up-and-coming sorcerer's routine

[bananawizard69]

I'd like to apologise for my earlier comments regarding the rat community.

Drinking fucked up concoctions and terrorising them was absolutely not okay. If there are any wizards out there who don't agree with that, you're getting blocked.

I promise to do better from now on and support the rats to the best of my magical abilities.

[bananawizard69]

Most novice wizards I know are opting to wear top hats over the ever popular wizard hats. This is because top hats are significantly easier to pull cute little bunnies out of :)

[jswatson]

i, for once, am against this transgression on our tradition. as much as i love cute little bunnies

next theyll be wearing underwear

[bananawizard69]

I have enough faith in our youth to make the right choice and switch to wearing the arguably more comfortable wizard hats when they eventually master the art of pulling bunnies out of their hats

I also believe they will realise the superiority of but ass naked wizardry when they move into their own towers

[bananawizard69]

Most novice wizards I know are opting to wear top hats over the ever popular wizard hats. This is because top hats are significantly easier to pull cute little bunnies out of :)

[bananawizard69]

Drinking fucked up concoctions made by the forest gremlins and terrorising the local rat population should be a part of every up-and-coming sorcerer's routine

[bananawizard69]

It has come to my attention that most wizards don't wear anything under their robes.

This is totally awesome as it allows easy access to one's "wand".

[bananawizard69]

Having towermates is cool and all but this one time my towermate Jeremy laced my wizard weed and I was plagued by visions for three whole months

[bananawizard69]

When are you going to fight your arch nemesis, the blue ape?

I accidentally pulverised the poor guy during our last battle and I still feel awful about it. I don't think I can do this arch nemesis stuff anymore

[bananawizard69]

I just invented a new potion called "milk shake".

Pouring it on my lawn angered the local earth spirits and they retaliated by causing a magnitude 7.8 earthquake

I named it "milk shake" to commemorate the 17 cows I lost during said earthquake

[bananawizard69]

I am no longer allowed to brew potions #fucktheguild

[bananawizard69]

I just invented a new potion called "milk shake".

Pouring it on my lawn angered the local earth spirits and they retaliated by causing a magnitude 7.8 earthquake

I named it "milk shake" to commemorate the 17 cows I lost during said earthquake

[bananawizard69]

Becoming a powerful wizard is all about learning the ancient lizard ways

The reason most wizards love to cast "fireball" is because it reminds them of the sun (which they bask in)

[bananawizard69]

Just remembered that I have free will #Cowabunga

[belvis-fan-account]

shake it

by @snil3464

[bananawizard69]

I shake it... again!