CAT! WE NEED YOU TO RAP!

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karismatickitty·:

‘ JOSUKE. STOP.            –okay, damn he might hear you. ’ who is she kidding? that boy is never going to even GLANCE in her direction. but, she still had some dignity. she didn’t want josuke spreading around FALSE information that she gets your dick stuck in a zipper. 

‘ oh my god, what do you want me to do about it?        get on my knees and suck your dick? ’

he keeps bringing up the incident, she already said she was sorry like… TWICE. he wants a third time?

‘i’ll apologize again if that makes your dick feel better. ’

“Yeah... that’s definitely the Kana I remember alright.”

He’s not surprised by her changed in demeanor, she’d done this in the past after all. The youth’s brows knit in irritation although he does try to his best to keep composed.

Always the charmer, wasn’t she.

“I’m not asking you to apologize-- I’m just sayin’ I haven’t done anything to you to deserve the title of mortal enemy.” Surely more people deserved that title.

“And can you stop mentioning my dick?! You’ve said that word twice already!”

[cherryviolets]

h o l o g r a p h i c 

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sterlitzia·:

       “I grew them myself,” she responds without much enthusiasm, surveying the man before her with lazy, seafoam hues. A part wonders if he’s being sarcastic, perhaps mocking in that vague way that people did, though she was going to take any compliment and twist it for herself. “If I didn’t know any better, I’m sure that huge hair of yours would fall under that category too.” Seriously, what was that? She leans towards, purposefully intruding on whatever personal space he might have allocated.

He can’t tell if she’s joking or not; in his mind such a thing sounded impossible-- but considering the bizarre occurrences that the teen seemed to encounter, it wasn’t like it was completely out of the question.

“-- Sorry but I don’t really get what you’re talkin’ about.” It seemed her comment hadn’t been taken as an insult, primarily due to his confusion. “But uhh.. thanks I guess? I grew it myself too. Styled it myself as well but... yeah.”

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karismatickitty·:

WHY IS HE CALLING HER OUT LIKE THIS.

kana nearly choked on her drink. the sweet juice dribbled from the sides of her mouth, while she shot daggers at josuke.  this man is going to be the death of her. 

‘ josuke, my mortal enemy. ’

QUESTION DODGED.

Kana looooved being dramatic didn’t she? He’s actually a little concerned that she might die choking on her drink-- but it all pretty much disappears once she proclaims him her mortal enemy.

“Mortal enemy? You know if anyone should be saying that it should be me, especially considering the last time I saw you you shocked me so bad the zipper of my pants zipped my junk.” 

Even if it was a while, the incident still remained fresh on the teen’s mind; it was his manhood after all.

“I’ll take your silence as a yes then.”

[banchojo]

@sterlitzia​  ❤ ‘d

The teen stops upon view of the girl, blues blinking in surprise at her more eccentric features.-- He wasn’t one to judge of course, what with her overly ornate school uniform and delinquent hair, but he couldn’t help but let his eyes fall to the horns resting atop her head.

Cosplay perhaps?

“..... They look real.” He comments. “You must’ve put some work on ‘em.”

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egocentricjester·:

“Alright that definitely narrows it down, um…do they go to your school or something?” As he spoke he pulls out a notepad and jot down the description and the alleged crime. He had to mull over what an acceptable response as a officer on duty rather than cite the chapter and section of the criminal code to a civvies. 

“It’s..kinda against the law but I doubt stealing from a convenience store would severe enough for us to send them there….Also if it was their first time doing it etc…so don’t worry about it.” 

“They weren’t wearing my school uniform so don’t think so.” And even if they did, it wasn’t like Josuke’s uniform was policy appropriate. “Their uniforms were all black, so they might be middle school. I guess it’s not a huge deal, but when someone steals once they usually steal again y’know?-- Anyways, thanks officer. Sorry for botherin’ ya.”

[banchojo]

@karismatickitty​  ❤ ‘d

“Are you still lusting over Okuyasu or have you mellowed out since then?”

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dadadaemons·:

       “It has to be the Backstreet Boys. Was there ever any doubt? I want it that way…”

“Seriously? I mean, no offense to the Backstreet Boys but-- there’s so much emotion in Tearin’ Up My Heart! Everybody is a banger too but when you think about Bye Bye Bye it’s like no competition! Plus NSYNC’s guys look way better too!”

[banchojo]

god my follower list is so outdated, so if i follow and refollow some people it’s because i’m trying to clean out some stuff!

[banchojo]

hirosegawa·:

           ❝ th-that’s a little…. harsh, don’t you think ? she’s not bad ! she’s very sweet. ❞

“hey man! i’m not dissing her or anything-- i’m just saying she can be a handful some time!-- i wouldn’t say she’s sweet though....”

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@dadadaemons​  ❤ ‘d

“Weird question but-- NSYNC or backstreet boys?”

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hirosegawa·:

            ❝ you think so ? that’s fine. i-i can always spend some other time with her. ❞

“.... no offense koichi, but you need a better girlfriend. the spice girls wouldn’t treat you the way yukako does sometimes.”

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egocentricjester·:

“Y-yes I am… Can you tell me what they look like or if they have any distinguishing features?” In all honesty, he thought this kid with the weird hairstyle would be the type who would do such a thing. 

So much for first impression. 

“Well.. it was some high schoolers so.. school uniforms, black hair-- I kinda feel bad for tellin’ on them but...” He gives a casual shrug. “They really shouldn’t have taken stuff. You guys aren’t gonna send ‘em to big guy jail through right?”

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hirosegawa·:

            ❝ no ? what a shame. but we can’t really return our tickets… ❞

“damn.... you’ll tell goofy i said hi at least, right?”

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veniaes·:

   ❛     WHO,  THIS  LITTLE  GUY  ?     ❜     she  does  as  she’s  asked,  gentle  hands  reaching  down  to  retrieve  and  thus  cradle  her  new  friend  close.     ❛     you  really  don’t  like  them  ?  but,  he’s  so  cute  …     ❜

“--y-yeah..” he’s wary, stepping back as she lifts the creature up. if his words weren’t proof enough of his fear, the sweat and nervousness of his face certainly were. “i don’t hate ‘em.... it’s just... reptiles are creepy y’know? and slimy...”

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hirosegawa·:

             ❝ o-oh ! that sounds lovely. maybe i’ll see if y-yukako-san can come with us. ❞

“.... hold on there koichi... i mean... yukako’s nice and all but--... maybe...-- y’know... just a guys’ night out would be nice...”

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@egocentricjester​  ❤ ‘d

“you’re a.... cop right? ‘cause i think i saw some guys stealin’ some stuff from the convenience store nearby.”