Y'all Got Fake Poo?

Alexander/30/Mixed Race/English/Most Sophisticated Toilet 2000

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No way

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Why I love Carl Franklin's One False Move

Franklin's 1992 thriller about a small-town cop facing off against a murderous trio cuts to the heart of police corruption and racial otherness.

I’m so excited and proud to be in the (digital) pages of Little White Lies again! I take a look at the incredible One False Move, and talk about how the film deconstructs the cop thriller after a decade of conservative fantasy, its deeply moving grappling with racism within the genre and the culture, and of course, Bill Paxton. Give it a read!

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Yeah I’m looking forward to the BAFTAs…the Big Ass Fart and Turd Awards 😏

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You shouldn’t have sex scenes in films because what if you’re at the cinema and a rude scene happens and a guy in the audience shouts ‘Yabba dabba do, now I’m horny too!!’ and begins hip thrusting?? What then?? It’s not safe.

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Frank has a carry bag now that he’s old. Carried around like he’s fucking royalty.

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I’m so happy Brendan Fraser got a belated Oscar nod for this

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Absolutely horrendous anxiety. Really just terrible. Awful!

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BREAKING: “The Beatles: Get Back - Ringo Farts (Funny)” is the first short film to enter the Criterion Collection. The disc will consist of the 16 second clip with no extras or menu.

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Guy showing off his hotel room TV: Yeah this bad boy gets 2 and sometimes 3 channels. Sometimes you can even make out what’s on them. Huh? Yeah, it’s a 10 incher. Wanna pivot it so that you can watch it while you take a shit?

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Guy who doesn’t know what the oscars are: Everyone’s talking about the oscars. Who’s going to take home the Big Oval. Who’s going to get drowned in slime. Will the dead ever find justice. We’re all scared.

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Everyone’s like ‘why does ghostface have a shotgun in Scream 6?’ and ignoring the important question: does he got his nuts and peen out under that robe?

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David Crosby was the man. If you haven’t listened to If I Could Only Remember My Name then treat yourself to that today. Currently running out to buy some bubble wrap and tape to protect Stills, Nash and particularly Young.

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Where we’re from, the birds sing a pretty song and there’s always music in the air

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Where we’re from, the birds sing a pretty song and there’s always music in the air

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10 episodes is too many episodes for me to keep up with. TV shows should have one episode. That episode should be 120 minutes long. It should have Roy Scheider in it. It should be a quasi-biographical retelling of the life and death of a Broadway choreographer.

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Tearing all the dvds off the shelf of the criterion closet and having a panic attack because they won’t show me where the Joe Dirt section is

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Guess who else is still here