Me going to “check the stock room” at work
Nothing more accurate.

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@bands-food-and-sleep
Me going to “check the stock room” at work
Nothing more accurate.
i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs
99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread
Someone teach me how to love without giving myself over entirely too soon. Someone teach me how to love without giving up my entire heart like an adoration-hungry beast.
Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.
Y'all ever heard of a tax refund
what another person did to you wasn’t your fault
*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*
my son: ay carumba!
me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]
sis... your education, career, and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you
this is so cute
@womanwithaknife
me: *sees a fat cat*
me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…
before and after i told him he was beautiful
read books and do squats, grow your mind and butt
Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle / dop. Brian Tufano