❈Life is like a runway and you're the designer❈

"Absolutely insufferable," - Time Magazine. J, he/him, gay trans guy, 20s, artist, creature. This started as a Queen blog in 2014 but has since transformed into a multifandom mess. Currently posts about: aesthetics, Queen, Nintendo, Homicide: Life on the Street, Pee-wee Herman, WWDITS, IWTV. Enter at your own risk.

[catnipneutral]

[brightbrutality]

[debdarkpetal]

Backstage, Milton Keynes 1982.

(×)

[vsingers]

nefarious anglerfish alternate angles

uni.unagi on instagram

[thescholars]

[vsingers]

nefarious anglerfish alternate angles

uni.unagi on instagram

[thescholars]

[sexhater]

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[bowtied-loner-rebel]

[elexecution]

Gary Panter

[sparklejamesysparkle]

"𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝟔 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐈 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐕 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡. 𝐏𝐞𝐞-𝐰𝐞𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝-𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝." Portraits of Paul Reubens transforming into Pee-wee Herman (Los Angeles, May 1980) and gifs of Paul in a 1986 promo for the series Pee-wee's Playhouse (CBS, 1986-1990).

[thoughtportal]

this is my favorite tweet of all time

[marinella-ela]

[cognitohazardous]

this is a bug

[seasonallydefective]

Creature that looks like it was made by a tumblr poll where 40% of people voted “eye” and 5% voted “leg”

[lavender-draw]

hey @onenicebugperday what bug is this

[onenicebugperday]

hamster

[shithowdy]

my advice to kids on the internet is don't get too attached to your username and absolutely do not blend your offline life with your online presence. you do not want your future self to have any connection to the stuff you are saying and doing right now

you don't have the privilege of every embarrassing thing you said being lost to a defunct bbcode forum like my generation did. please, please leave yourself the opportunity for a clean slate. you'll thank yourself later.

[shithowdy]

btw this post is just as much about online safety and protecting yourself from stalkers/employers as it is being able to distance yourself from kin drama and ship wars when you realize the absurdity of it all

[sparklejamesysparkle]

Moments from the outrageously camp Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special, originally broadcast by CBS on December 21st, 1988. The hour long holiday extravaganza starred Pee-wee's Playhouse regulars Paul Reubens as Pee-wee Herman, Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis, Lynne Stewart as Miss Yvonne, John Paragon as Jambi, and William Marshall as the King Of Cartoons with special guest stars Cher (who reveals the word "year" as the day's "Secret Word"), Grace Jones (singing Little Drummer Boy), Zsa Zsa Gabor (who drops in wearing full glam via Cowntess the Cow's stall), Charo (singing Feliz Navidad while Pee-wee whacks a piñata), Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon (demonstrating Christmas crafts with a toothbrush, green paint and a potato), Whoopi Goldberg, basketball star Magic Johnson (who takes a calamitous sleigh ride with Pee-wee), k.d. lang (singing Jingle Bell Rock), Little Richard (who falls on the ice and watches Pee-wee ice skate via his stunt-double "Hans"), Joan Rivers (wishing Pee-wee, Annette and the King of Cartoons a Merry Christmas from the set of The Hollywood Squares), Oprah Winfrey, Dinah Shore (singing On the First Day of Christmas via video phone until Pee-wee puts her on mute to talk with Oprah), The Del Rubio Triplets (singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland), and the UCLA Men's Choir (who start the show with Pee-wee in a 1930s Busby Berkeley-inspired musical montage).

[moviesludge]

pee whatever

[unorcadox]

finally found you!

[lookatmethere]

[night-dark-woods]

ID. a photo of a tall china cabinet completely full of uranium glass, lit by a black light so it fluoresces neon green. End ID.