nobody lives here anymore

im done and gonebut im not going to be an asshole and delete

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Does anyone have a hookup for season 12 of Drag Race? Download, drive upload, or stream link?

It’s almost insulting how hard they make it to watch. Just to put out why this is my last resort and I’m not not just trying to get it: 

1.) I’m broke and paying per episode? That shit adds up! 2.) I signed up for the paramount+ trial only to find they had up to season 7. Same as Hulu which I already have 3.) And Netflix UK caught my VPN  with 12 minutes for episode 2.

(And because I know they crack down on shit like this and I don’t want to be banned I want to make it clear that this is a joke ask mocking poor people. LOL! Isn’t it sooo great how they make sure it can only be watched by people who can pay by the episode or for a streaming service or a cable package? ‘Fuck them for it’ is something I’d never dream of saying!)

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Nothing pisses me off more than keyboard warriors. Instead of clicking reblog or retweet or re-whatever ACTUALLY FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

There is truly literally no excuse. Don’t like the phone? Don’t want your family to know how you’re voting? Need to be at home? Sign up to text bank. It’s silent and all on the computer which means it won’t show up in phone records and most responses are selected from canned options. All it is is clicking and occasionally typing. It’s like what you’re already doing but actually giving information to the voters who need it most instead of sharing within your bubble. In less than 2 minutes you can send 200 texts.

And to people who don’t want to get involved because you’ll vote but you don’t like the nominee so that’s enough? Get over yourself! You won’t be able to fix anything after four more years of everything you say you care about being dismantled and laying there broken. Volunteer to get people in power who might not align with you on everything but who will listen and can be moved closer to where you are.

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My new friend Ellie is where it’s at! I love her instantly so much I feel the need to brag about and show her off.

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It’s after midnight.

It’s July.

It’s my birthday month.

This year it’s my 30th.

I started this thing in Brooklyn when I was 20. I’m in Brooklyn now but haven’t been this whole time because a fuck ton happened in between.

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Happy 15th year to Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking. An album which is now the same age the women who wrote it were when they formed the band.

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I’ve been embracing an enjoyably do-nothing stoner life (like more so than usual) while in isolation so really after covid my biggest fear/worry/consern is now the unexpected family member facetime call. Gotta answer that call from my uncle even though I’ve been smoking with plans to catch up on the masked singer. It’s not like I can say I’m not home or have something going on.

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Merry Christmas one and all

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THANK YOU PHOEBE 💖

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If any of all my isolating neighbors have binoculars and feel like looking in because we don’t have curtains in the living room: the joke is on them/the pleasure is all theirs! because I’m fully clothed and fully stoned and dancing my dorky ass off to Phantom Planet’s Raise The Dead (aka the pe rfect album for now) while I make pasta.

[bidoctor]

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I nearly made it two full days into social isolation totally acing it.

I went to the park to read in a secluded spot yesterday without touching anything at all from when I locked my door leaving to when I unlocked it coming back.

I had a phenominal hour of yoga this afternoon in my living room.

Not so sure bud delivery as one of the guys last stops with him setting up shop on the coffee table makes the mark. I did a 20 sec. hand wash with antibacterial soap and Lysoled everything after though!

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While making calls for Elizabeth Warren I was hung up on by a woman named Elizabeth. Maybe it’s because my name isn’t so super popular but I’d at least be excited if someone with my name was running for potus and at least be polite to someone calling on behalf of my name buddy!

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If y’all didn’t watch that dem debate you really should because that shit was fire!

In all seriousness I’ve watched them all since the 2000 election cycle and I’ve never seen anything like it. I went through two bags of popcorn and lots of wine.

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If y’all didn’t watch that dem debate you really should because that shit was fire!

In all seriousness I’ve watched them all since the 2000 election cycle and I’ve never seen anything like it. I went through two bags of popcorn and lots of wine.

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All respect to all involved parties and no insult intended but... yeah. Hella major upgrade.

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