CONFUSION IS A FUNDAMENTAL STATE OF MIND.

Cog, 23, He/Him, Married, Jewelry Salesman, Fatass Enthusiast, 18+ only.

[sellbotcog]

I TYPE WITH A QUIRK BECAUSE IT'S FUN! If I'm talking to you and you need me to type normally [like I'm doing now] please let me know and I'm happy to limit/cease quirk usage.

TAGSYS

Broadcasts: Personal tag. Used to be "Live and Direct from Network 23".

Ethanposting: Nature/Fungus, Dilapidated Buildings, and Resident Evil Art.

Headroommaxxing: Neons, Retrofuturism, 80's/nostalgia exploitation, faces

ThornRing: Ice/Cold aesthetics, Noelle Deltarune and related vibes.

Cogposting: Beige/White/Gray/Black corporate theming, realistic aesthetics of 1980-2000 business. Also contains the cogs from Toontown Online and Toontown: Corporate Clash.

GWposting: Metal Gear art and related theming, most notably around the GW patriot AI from MGS2

John Lundimardi: Posts shitting on or befitting of my main character, John Lundimardi III/Jr.

Art: You know this one.

Humanity: Posts illustrating interesting/hopeful aspects of humanity, geopolitics, and culture.

My politics are leftist, my block button is liberal.

[transfaguette]

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

[baltimorerat]

yes god

[sellbotcog]

2010's were a dogshit era for fashion. And hair. And humor. And just like a lot of things honestly.

[slipknots]

they don’t want you to know this but Hi

[steelydanyaoi]

spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[sellbotcog]

I cant believe there r ppl who believe that everyone should smell like nothing/Bath & Body Works 100% of the time but dont care how absolutely rancid their dog smells. Like ik theres a lot of different factors in what I'm saying but it's still insane 2 me

[teratocrat]

and btw i am immortal + i have inside me blood of kings sooo yeah

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[dogpuppy]

[sellbotcog]

Today was soooo good I did errands AND hit a personal best 4 sales-in-a-day [~$9.2k]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[funeralcity]

-_- *puts a stack of bleed on you*

>_> *puts a stack of bleed on you*

n_n *puts a stack of bleed on you*