Running tabs of funny/ notable moments that happen to me at work as a cashier.
-Woman mad because she gave me change after I had given her hers. When I was double checked to make sure I got it right she scolded me for being slow.
-Man and his daughter gave me free Girl Scout cookies (thin mints.)
-Really old guy called me darling and winked at me
-Old man made a grunt of effort when lifting a pineapple, his wife (straight savage) asked him “What’d you lift, that tomato?” While pointing to a small tomato.
-My manager asked me if I wanted to fly home and handed me a broom
-Lady bought these very realistic looking hamster toys and I had to do a double take because I thought she had put a legit living hamster on my register.
-Two brothers (one no older then eight, one no older than ten) completed an entire transaction, no parent in sight. They bought two bags of frozen broccoli with $20 in cash.
-Little girl asked me if I could put her m&ms in a “small bag for me please?”. Best, and most polite customer of the day, 10/10.
