alternatively. starting a new one n reblogging good shit from here to there bc why tf has it been 5 years since the porn crusade AND I STILL CANT CHANGE MY PROFILE? fuck u
warnings: doggystyle dry humping, soft dom konig, not proofread
i think konig would be super into dry humping, just cause of how passionate it is. just being too horny to take off your clothes and fuck, he thinks it's so hot. and his love for dry humping really comes into play during a makeout session one night on his bed, when all of a sudden you find yourself being manhandled onto your hands and knees. you press your face into the sheets below you as you feel his still-clothed hips press into you from behind, and you can feel how hard he is.
"mmh, good. arch your back f'me." he groans, hips starting to buck forward softly. you feel him rubbing against you, and you moan into the sheets. he's pressing into you so deliciously, hands locked to your hips as he grinds on you. you're so flustered, he can see it when you peek over your shoulder to watch him thrust against your covered pussy. "bitte, stay just like that. can feel how wet you are."
next thing you know, he's curling his massive body over yours and humping you in an animalistic manner, and it feels so good. better than you ever thought it could. praise is spewing out of his mouth. he wants to make you feel so good, so so bad. his fingers are digging into you, and you know there might be bruises later. but you can't focus on that when you're busy cumming in your panties from him dry humping you :(((
then you feel how damp his sweats get when he cums. he thrusts into you weakly a few more times, and you push back and squirm against him to make him moan. he pulls back and flips you over onto your back, not bothering to strip off his stained pants. he kisses you gently, observing your disheveled state and subtly rubbing your sides. "we should do this more often." he mutters. you agree.
when virgin!konig eats you out for the first time, heās so so sloppy. it's obvious he's inexperienced, but you still find yourself bucking your hips into his face. almost too enthusiastically, he dives in and laps at your pussy like thereās no tomorrow. you can see him humping the bed for a scrap of relief, and judging by the sounds he's making, he's going to cum in his pants. he grabs your thighs and pulls you even closer, sticking his tongue in your hole before dragging it up to circle your clit messily.
the stimulation on your clit makes you cum on his face, and you try shoving him off of you, but it's no use. this hulking mass of a man stays with his tongue buried in your pussy, and it's too much in the best way possible. you're overstimulated and shaky, but konig's too pussydrunk to notice or care. he takes your clit between his lips and sucks like it's a lollipop, and you moan loudly.
at this point, the noises he makes are louder than yours. he's licking up every drop of your wetness and soaking his face in your juices. you've cum too many times to count. you try to lock your legs together so he can't reach your overstimulated pussy, but he pries them apart and resumes his ministrations. he's cum more than ever just from grinding against the bed, his boxers and pants ruined. and, once again, he stuffs your pussy full of his tongue and makes you feel so good you could sob.
afab!reader, no prns, praise, edging, wet&messy, kƶnig using ur clit as a fidget toy <3
kƶnig, a trained lethal soldier, who suffers from anxiety. you would never know if you didn't know what you were looking for.
his biggest tell, for you, is the way he fidgets. with you.
you're like his own personal little fidget toy. his hands are always on you, kneading and squeezing your skin. most times you don't mind, you rather like having him touching you ā your thighs, your waist, your butt, wherever he can get his hands honestly.
but sometimes...his hands wander. it's mindless, truly.
his eyes fixated on the tv playing some random show he decided he wanted to watch. but you couldn't pay attention, not when one big hand was shoved up your shirt groping your breasts and the other was haphazardly stuffed into your sleep shorts and under your panties.
he's toying with you so mindlessly, callused fingers sliding over your clit that has grown increasingly slippery with how wet you've become. occasionally he dips down to prod at your slick entrance.
his movements have no rhyme or reason. he's not even moving very fast. just sloppy back and forth flicks and occasionally he simply taps his fingers against the little bud that has grown so sensitive from his playing. sometimes, when something interesting happens on tv, he stops completely until the desire the fidget returns to him.
you're sitting with your back against his chest, situated between his spread legs sprawled cozily on the couch. he can't see the heated, dazed look on your face from the come-and-go pleasure he inadvertently gives you. he's edging you without even realizing it, full attention still focused on the damn tv. he isn't even hard.
that thought alone is enough to make you clench around nothing. he's really just playing with you like a little toy and that thought is so hot to you. it makes you cheeks burn in embarrassment as you continue to leak into your panties.
if you listen close you can hear with wet clicking noise that comes with his movements. your eyes roll back in your head as that sound alone has your back arching but you quickly settle yourself down, not wanting to tear his attention from the tv ā he so rarely had time to settle down and just enjoy tv, you didn't want to disturb him.
the episode he's watching ends and you cast a hopeful glance up at him but he's waiting for the next episode to start and it makes you whine against your own wishes. but your clit is so hard and twitchy from being edged that it's actually hurting and you're so wet now that your panties are uncomfortably sticky.
it's your whine that gets his attention, pretty blue eyes flicking down to your face where he finally sees the desperate way you're looking at him, teary eyes and swollen lips from biting them to keep quiet. you can see in his eyes when he registers how soaked you've gotten his fingers and he has the audacity to look sheepish.
"ah, my sweet..." he whispers, ears tinged pink, "i-i'm sorry, i did not realize..."
he moves to pull his hand out of your panties and you whine again, grabbing his wrist with both hands to stuff him back down. your nails bite into his skin and he stops trying to pull away, instead pushing his hand back down and it's then that he fully resisters how wet you are.
"don't stop, please...i-i've been so close..." you pitifully beg and he takes pity on you. how precious of you, he thinks.
"i'm sorry, my love," he coos, fingers starting to work once again ā properly this time with quick little circles on your clit, "i'll make you cum for being so good for me."
you can't even formulate words, instead nodding and spreading your legs even further apart, your feet on either side of his legs. he hums softly in your ear, chin hooked over your shoulder as he watches his hand move under the fabric of your shorts.
he spreads your sticky folds apart and begins to swirl messily around your clit, occasionally lightly tapping against the bud just to watch the cute way your thighs twitch at the feeling. you reach back and clutch his t-shirt in your fists to ground you. his cock throbs, churning up quickly, at the loud, wet noise of him playing with your cunt.
it doesn't take long at all before your stiffening against him and twitching in his lap as you cum with a cute little gasp of his name. he moans softly in your ear as he feels your clit throb under the pads of his fingers. you let out the loveliest moans that has his cock hardening fully against his thigh.
when you slacken against his body, aftershocks making you twitch periodically as you pant, he's tempted to stop but the fact you had sat there so sweetly and let him practically torture you while he watched his show made him want to make it up to you.
he sees the excitement in your eyes when his fingers dip lower and begin to press into you and he can't believe just how sweet you are. your so sticky and wet with the amount of cum he worked out of you with such ease.
"let me really make it up to you, my little one..."
I think kƶnig would save most of his income bc he spends so much time at work. This manās bank be loaded after 15+ years of saving but then you come along and he starts spending a lot more for you. his bank started calling/bugging him bc they think his card keeps getting stolen and heās justā
āNEIN SHUT UP!! IS FOR MEINE LIEBLINGā
Everything is so expensive except when it comes to youš
-š”ļø
DAMN RIGHTTTT!!!!!
I can imagine he just answers the phone in the most exasperated tone because he is sick of bankers asking him if his card has been stolen AGAIN.
HE SPOILS YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
If youāre out shopping with him and he sees you eye up something he grabs it immediately.
āNo kƶnig you donāt have to do thatā
ānein, my prinzessin wants it.ā Is all he would reply EACH TIME BY THE WAY ITS THE SAME FUCKING ANSWER EVERY TIME!!!!
He defo splurges on pretty lingerie sets to see you in and i will 100% die on this hill.
i keep thinking about my HUSBAND :( perv!kƶnig who's so touchy and gross, he just wants to feel you trembling and shaking whilst cockwarming him, raw and sore as he bucks into you every now and then to fuck with your stupid mind.
keeping me still with a firm grip till im whimpering and whining for him to move, eventually fucking myself down onto him as he leans back and admires how desperate i am :(
or how he get me to wear tiny shorts, barely covering my ass so can grope and smack it !!! or cockwarming him with my mouth and crying from how he refuses to fuck me, grinding all over his boots till they're shiney from my slick and cum, crying and nuzzling into his crotch before he shoots ropes of seed all over my face and getting it in my hair :(
bet he doesn't even let you shower immediately afterwards so he smell himself on you š·š· ignore if you're too busy, i love everything you post regardless and eat it ALL up š¤
FJDLSK DUDE ORLA YOU- DUDE IM KNAWING AT MY BAR ENCLOSURE RN GHNN ALSO ILYSMMM
i luv perv!kƶnig so so much <3 and he loves inching you down on his cock while you whine for him to fuck you, but he doesn't and there isn't anything you can do about it cause his massive arm is hugging you- he just wants to keep you close to him all the time, he can't help it! never mind the fact that every time he jerks his hips up just a bit and you start trying to move your hips again, he leaves another imprint of his teeth in your skin (even though you're so dumbed down that you really can't help it). kƶnig isn't the biggest meanie though! once he gets you to the point where you're babbling pleas and nearly crying out of frustration, he'll let you go and let you take what you need <3
kƶnig no doubt wants to see the evidence of his ownership claim over you, who wouldn't want to see their pretty little sweetheart like that? and he wants you to see it too; after he's done making you as desperate as you can get and using your throat to keep his cock comfortable, he brings you to the nearest mirror (or just takes a picture, that's the favored option) to show you how wrecked he gets you and how he's the only one who can !!! kƶnig definitely keeps you in his hold afterwards until he knows you'll keep smelling like him if he lets go <<<333
Kƶnig definitely spits on pussy before devouring it. He definitely groans when he practically fucks you with his tongue. And with his strength and size, heād definitely be the type to grip your thighs with his big strong hands and flip onto his back, bringing you to straddle his face, riding his tongue as his eyes roll back.
Yeah this man loves eating pussy.
ANON WE HAVE THE SAME BRAIN???
he definitely does use his size to his advantage during sex. itās easy for him to manhandle you, and he thinks itās so hot that he can just play with you like a doll.
and when he eats pussy, itās so fucking messy. your thighs will be coated in spit and cum by the time heās done, and every time you think heās done he never is. he rarely pulls back to breathe, and if he does he makes sure to spit on your pussy again.
heād lock his arms around your thighs and next thing you know, youāre going from laying on your back to sitting on his face. he makes you ride his tongue and swipe your clit on his nose, the vibrations of his groans making you whine. he wants you to cum till youāre practically braindead, and heās not gonna stop until heās done.
18+ minors dni!! no age in bio? i will block you no hesitation :)
so like. this is just a random thing. don't hate me and just don't read it if it's not your thing. it's literally just price, konig, ghost, soap and gaz all being a lil bit pervy for you!!
this obvs has filthy dirty stuff bcus it's pervy, but i can' think of any other big warnings apart from in ghost's headcanon he basically blames you and it's all your fault he's feeling like this, so don't read if that makes you uncomfortable!!
Price:
Price is such a sweet pervert, a truly loving and devoted one. Honestly he doesnāt even think half of the perverted things he does are perverted, because in his mind you two are so in love it shouldnāt even matter right? Heāll wake up spooning you and feel the insistent hard on raging in his briefs, roll onto his back and look over at you sleeping soundly. The image of you so peaceful and so at ease next to him always makes his cock harden further, needing barely any encouragement-he can get hard just from you looking at him if weāre being honest. But then heāll slide his hand over to grab yours, gently pulling it over to him and wrapping your fingers around his cock. Heāll curl his fingers around yours to manipulate the movements, jerking himself off with your hand as he watches you sleep, a mantra running through his head that you love me you love me you donāt mind me doing this because you love me itās okay you would want me to to use your hand because we love each other- For Price,your marriage and the bond between you transcends everything else, so why would you mind him doing stuff like this?Ā
Heāll jerk off around you so much, youāll be sitting on the sofa with your laptop, working away or doing whatever you need to do and heāll have been watching you out the corner of his eye all evening, enamoured by the curves he can see through your clothes, the outline of your underwear through the fabric. Itās so difficult to repress how he feels in times like this, so of course he doesnāt-you love him so why would he need to? Heāll settle down next to you and undo his zipper, tilt his head back to watch you and cup his dick, rub his hand over it as you shift in your position. It happens most days, youāll be doing something innocent and Price will get so overwhelmed with how much he loves you and how lucky he is and heāll have to relieve the ache, have to take himself in hand as he watches you go about your business. Often heāll āborrowā your hand in these situations as well, shushing your little complaints and muttering about how much you love each other.Ā
Konig:
Konig is a desperate pervert. Everything he does, itās just because he canāt help it. You understand, right? You understand he canāt help it when he wakes up and has to hump the soft swell of your ass. And of course you understand as he apologises and whines into your neck, spilling his seed all over your lower back before youāre even awake. You have to understand he canāt help it, thereās no way he can stop himself. All those times youāve done the laundry and sorted out your clothes, picked up a tight fitting shirt you wore a few days ago that now has a stain on the side of it, evidently a couple of days old. The underwear you go to throw in the washing machine that is still wet with his cum, though you remember for certain you two didnāt fuck while you were wearing that pair.Ā
But most of all? How was he meant to help himself when he was left at home by himself, all alone in your bed cocooned in sheets that smell like you? Itās NOT his fault that you came home to find him face down on the bed, your pillow between his legs and your underwear shoved against his nose. He just needed it so bad, so fucking bad, his cock was aching so bad and you werenāt there and he already came this morning as he humped you, all your clothes that are usually in the laundry basket are in the wash now and he needed something so of course he had to rut into your pillow, the one that smells most like you. Itās never enough though, heāll make a mess of your pillow and listen to your soft sigh from the doorway, grind his hips into the wet patch and feel the tears drip down his face at the overstimulation. Heāll shakily apologise to you as he tries to stifle his sobs, telling you māso sorry liebling māso verdammt-sorry didnāt-didnāt mean to-just-you just left your-your scent all over-is all over this pillow ānd-bitte-bitte I-please can I-liebling let me do it again i beg you-need to-need to feel it again-my-mācock is so heavy ānd so-so full ānd-you always milk me so good and-and make it feel better-always fuck the cum out of me-
Ghost:
Ghost is a punishing pervert. Nothing is his fault. Itās yours, of course. You seriously expect him to not get hard when you're lying there in such a tempting way, when youāve worn those clothes specifically to tease him and make him hard? When youāve pulled out everything in your arsenal to rile him up even further, is he really to blame for losing control? He asks you not to, tells you he canāt be expected to keep to himself all the time if youāre going to behave like that around him, just waiting for him to snap. And of course, how dare you lie there, fast asleep in bed, wearing those tantalising clothes, your pyjamas, right next to him? I mean come on-heās only human, if you didnāt want him to kneel on the bed and jerk off over your sleeping form then you shouldn't have worn those sleep clothes! A shirt and some loose shorts? It would have been a miracle if he resisted, so of course itās your fault.Ā
Heāll be sweet afterwards, heāll fist his hand around his cock and hiss at you for teasing him all fucking day (you just went about your daily life tbh), heāll shoot ropes of come over your exposed legs and then heāll try and catch his breath, grabbing a washcloth to wipe you down with as he whispers how good you were, working him up and letting him use you like that. Just like all the other times, just like when heās in the shower and gets distracted by the shampoo youāve left there, so obviously waiting just for him because you know how worked up he gets from the scent he always smells on you. Always your fucking fault, tempting him into these situations and making him jerk off then and there, coming over the bottle and sighing because it wouldnāt have happened if you hadnāt teased him like that. He wouldnāt do things like this, he wouldnāt use his thumb to push some of his spend around the lid of your shampoo or body wash or whatever heās fixated on today. He wouldnāt, but you bring it out of him.
Soap:
Soap is a mischievous pervert. Itās almost as though heās seeing what he can get away with, but you know him better than that-he really just canāt stop himself, honestly. Itās just in his nature. Basically, he has no shame. Thatās the main thing. Seems to Soap that itās really everyone else's problem if youāre in town, in public, and he needs you. Neither of you are to blame when he comes up behind you and shamelessly grinds his cock into your ass, he should be allowed to do this whenever he needs to right? He fails to understand the problem half the time, watching you confusedly when you give him a stern look as he tries to put his hand down your pants as you choose which ingredients to get for dinner tonight. He looks like a kicked puppy, eyes downcast and movements all sluggish until you give in and pull him into an alley or shove him into the backseat of the car, and then heās relentlessly taking you for his pleasure, irritated that he couldnāt do this in public for whatever reason? Either way, heās sure as shit gonna make up for it now.
His main, or more perverted, action is probably the amount of times he comes in your underwear though. While youāre wearing them. Youād be able to buy Amazon if you had a quid for every time Soap has told you how needy he was feeling, how heās all like that again, itās so achy and it hurts and wonāt you help him this time? Just this once? Wonāt you let him pull down the front of your panties and jerk himself off until he spills his seed into them? And of course, itās the most natural thing in the world to pull them back up afterwards and ask you pretty please go on with your day like that? At the end of the day, heāll pull you close and tell you heās gotta take a peek, he canāt go on like this any longer, and heāll pull your panties down to see what his mess looks like now, if itās still coating your pussy just the way he wants it to. Usually, Soap will end up saying it doesnāt matter either way, he has another load for you, sweetheart, so heās just gonna take himself in hand once more and then you can go about your day again.
Gaz:
Gaz is an innocent pervert. He doesnāt even know half the stuff heās doing is in any way perverted. For him, it primarily manifests in an oral fixation. If youāre standing by the counter at home you only have to wait twenty seconds at most before you feel his presence behind you, and then his lips pressing open mouthed kisses to your neck, sucking and slobbering over your skin, getting more desperate and messy the longer he spends there. One of the first few times you were around people after you were together you leaned over him for something and your neck was in front of his face, so naturally he ducked his head and started lapping at your pulsepoint, before you admonished him and told him that was for in private and not around his teammates-he looked very sad and forlorn at being denied you just then. Gaz gnaws at his lips and bites the inside of his cheek when heās with you but around other people now, because he knows if it doesnāt occupy his mouth he wonāt be able to resist latching into some part of you.Ā
Often (five or six days of the week) youāll wake up and find his sucking at your tits, needing his mouth on them no matter if you were still sleeping or not. Heāll stare up at you with wide eyes, hands pressing up into your back to try and shove your tits further into his mouth, desperate to lick and suck at as much as he can. Sometimes heāll talk to you in the mornings before he gets distracted and stops halfway through a sentence, having to lean down and suck at your nipples to satisfy himself. When people are near you two, itās a safe bet that after a short while Gaz will be whispering in your ear, telling you he needs another taste heās gone so long-itās already been so long (2 hours) without being able to taste any part of you! He just needs to mouth at your neck or suck on your fingers (preferably after theyāve been inside you) for a few minutes. A common occurrence is him jerking himself off and trying not to disturb you, before needing something, and sucking your fingers into his mouth as his eyes roll back and he comes with long, low moans.
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Size kink Kƶnig cause even if reader isnāt small heās such a big man he makes anything look tiny
no frrr. itās 100% true that he has a size kink, he literally dwarfs everything around him. it turns him on so bad whenever he has to look down to see you or bend down to kiss you. and when he fucks you, holy shit. heās groaning into your ear about how tiny your hole is and how small you look below him.
āso tight, liebe. my cock barely fits inside you.ā he whispers in your ear, big hand attached to your chest. you whimper in response, which makes him go faster to try and draw more noises out of you.
heās so big, too big, and you just canāt focus.
Warnings: 18+, consensual non-consent, breeding kink, forced pregnancy/breeding kink, size kink, somnophilia, cock warming, implied AFAB reader, abuse of physical strength (consensual), implied sadism, light fluff, smut, smut, more smut, POSSESSIVE Kƶnig, a pun is hidden in here somewhere, stomach bulging, pregnancy mentioned, marking, edging, breath play (?), petnames, etc.
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The thought of this behemoth as a top dom makes my insides hurt.
He may be socially anxious, but my god, this man does NOT shy away from you.
Specifically, doesn't shy away from making you his bitch in the bedroom.
He's a 6'10 trained killer and KNOWS how to use his sheer mass against you.
Gets off on watching you struggle under him when he pins you to the bed, grinding into you, both of you knowing there's no way you can stop him.
Definitely into consensual non-con.
And breeding.
My god, he loves to breed you.
Forced breeding/pregnancy kink š„“.
"You'll mother my children whether you like it or not, maus."
Also loves filling you with his cum to the point your stomach bulges.
"Nobody else will ever have you like this," he rasps into your ear, watching the outline of his cock sliding beneath the skin of your stomach as he ploughs into you. "I'll kill them before they can."
He'll bend you into any position your body will allow to make sure he's hitting any and every spot he can.
If you're actively trying for a child, he'll practically have you chained down to the bed, filling you, AT LEAST, four to five times a day. Upwards of six on the days he's particularly horny or desperate.
"You're mine. All mine. And everyone will know when you're swollen with my child."
He actually does tie you down to the bed sometimes, and makes sure you're sat with your legs up against the headboard, ensuring that gravity increases your chances of impregnation to the best they could possibly be.
Man shoots heavy loads as well, so you're overflowing most of, if not all the time.
Kƶnig is extremely possessive.
Loves to mark you. Anywhere and everywhere, visible or not. He just needs you to know who you belong to. Anyone else knowing is simply an added bonus.
Relates back to his breeding kink and his need for control and ownership.
SIZE KINK.
He lives for the obvious size difference between the two of you.
He loves the genuine panic in your eyes the first time you had sex together, telling him that you didn't think he would fit.
He does.
Just about.
He makes it all fit in.
His favourite position is missionary so he can watch your reaction to him ravaging you, as well as his cock bruising your insides whenever he thrusts.
Is also a fan of making threats to you.
Consensually.
Man's a sadist; he thrives on the fear on your face whenever he grabs your throat and starts squeezing, saying how he could "break your neck like a twig" at any time.
He wouldn't, obviously. He loves you too much to actually hurt hurt you.
He also loves how much you trust him, literally putting your life in his hands for him to do with as he pleases.
Calls you things like "Little one,"; "Princess,"; "Angel,"; and "Mama/Mutter," (meaning 'mama' and 'mother' in German, respectively).
And, wouldn't you know it, links back to his breeding kink.
That, or he has a mommy kink, which...I can definitely see him having.
But that's reserved for the days he's letting you ride him. When he's fucking you against the pillows, he's calling you "Mutter" because, yet again, breeding kink.
Makes sure to take his time with you whenever you have sex.
He knows and you know that his talents are not for a shortform session, instead reserved for the long evenings where he can use, fill and destroy you.
Very attentive to your needs, and uses that power to edge you.
Constantly.
Big fan of foreplay, especially in the forced breeding scenarios.
King (or should I say Kƶnig??ā¦I'm sorry) of aftercare.
Bathes with you, brings you food, makes sure you're comfortable.
After all, you end up taking quite a beating from his stamina and strength, regardless of how satisfied you feel afterwards.
One more thing: massive fan of somnophilia.
Links back to his breeding and non-con kink (as everything does).
Sometimes he'll just wake up in the middle of the night with a huge hard-on like :/
Then he sees you sleeping soundly next to him and he's like >:)
Makes sure not to wake you, though his size does make you stretch in a way that can be painful, and he can tell whenever you make a gentle noise of resistance in your sleep.
Once he's filled you, he'll just stay inside you. All night. Making sure all of his semen remains swimming inside you.
Cock warming #1 fan over here.
And cock warming fan #2 is you lmao.
Btw, if you do end up getting pregnant, you are literally never leaving the house.
He'll refuse to let you do any of the chores, shopping, or errands, giving you little reason to leave aside from to see family and friends, which Kƶnig understands is important to you.
Always wants to come with you, and always will unless you expressly tell him not to.
He'll understand, but he'll be worried if you're gone for a lengthy period of time without letting him know you're okay.
Wouldn't pester you, though. He doesn't want to be one of those partners who's basically a helicopter parent.
Overall, Kƶnig loves and trusts you with every inch of him and wants nothing more than to make you happy and raise a (very) large family with you :>
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overstimulate your sub until theyāre crying and whimperingĀ āplease, please i canāt. i canātā and then whisperĀ ātake itāĀ into their ears while fucking into them even harder
im super clingy and shy but im also like, a mega thot, which means iāll grab onto the hem of ur shirt while u fuck me senseless but i will not look into ur eyes while u do it
Make your sub cockwarm you all night while you sleep and see if they wake up a horny little mess. Theyāll either be an angel and wait for you to let them move or you get to pull out and watch them beg to have it back.