frick on a stick with a brick

dr elliot reid @ affiliated with sof “When I was a kid my mom would tell me that farts were demons crawling around in your belly and if I ever let one out it would give my grandma cancer.”

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04. return.

[ Man, just how long had he been skipping classes?!? How was he not kicked out of school yet?!?!??!!?!? The world may never know. 

But hey, at least he was sort of attempting to be present, now. That much was obvious by his actually wearing the uniform, and actually being in the school’s buildings, instead of sleeping in his dorm or outside in the sun. It just so happened that, hey, he was strolling outside the front entrance with his hands sunk in his pockets and his shoulders slouched, tail hanging low to the ground. He’d decided that people probably wouldn’t care about his demonic heritage, so there was no use hiding it.

Besides, it just seemed like this place had way too many people for his liking. Rin really didn’t enjoy being shoved into being around so many people; he didn’t like it one bit. But…he was supposed to be trying to be a little more social, so he made it his personal mission to at least hold a solid conversation with someone, today. He’d been wondering if there was a market around here, cooking was always the way to bring people together— ]

!!!!

[ Wow, he really hadn’t been paying attention (it didn’t help that he was quite the klutz) and it looks like he tripped on the last few steps of the stairs!!! And oh no, it looks like all of his stuff is flying in random directions, including a certain heavier looking book that he’d been carrying with ease due to his demonic strength. It just so happens that this book hits an unsuspecting person in the back, ouch!!! Rin manages to catch just about everything in a tumble, save for a few pencils and…well, the book that just assaulted the poor person. ]

Uh—

A-Are you alright…?

[ Shoving the contents of what he’d caught back into his bag, he approached the other person slowly, not wanting to aggravate them. He really was a screw up, wasn’t he? ]

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Strolling around in the hallways, the only feeling worse for Elliot than loneliness was increasing boredom. There weren't any cases more serious than some small bruises, so she left her assistant in charge of the nurse office. In that crazy school full of people fighting each other, such a day could be seen as bliss by many, but without her work she simply had nothing else to do. A few weeks passed by, and she still remained pretty much alone.

A student was walking behind her, making his presence known by dropping everything he carried with him. A klutz just like her, huh. Before she could turn around to help him—

Thud.

“Ow ow oww... !!” A heavy impact caused her to fall, comically rolling on the floor in torn out paper. She wanted to scream "is a doctor nearby?", but then realized she was one and shut up. 

“A-Are you alright…?”

The boy looked apologetic enough. Not wanting to worry him, Elliot tried to stand up and smiled.

“I'm alright! My spine is still in one piece!”

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Oh hello there Blonde Doctor.

“Janitor? THE Janitor?! Oh my god, finally someone I know!” Elliot squeezed the man's hand happily, glad to see a familiar face. “How are you doin'? Traveling around the world cleaning stuff everywhere? That's neat! Look, I'm a doctor here too!”

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miss awkward {open!}

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“I’ve never seen a cat before.” He mumbled. “Considering my face is hidden most of the time by my helmet, which kind of broke, i mean…” He looked at the cat with his dull red eyes before going over to it and gently picking it up, a dull frown on his face. Looking up at the other while cradling the cat in his arms now,  He frowned. “Who… are you anyways?”

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“I'm Elliot Reid, t-the new school doctor” she replied, relieved that the weirdo freed her. “Helmet? Do you enjoy cosplaying or—”

Having suddenly remembered the security guard with a pyramid on his head, she gasped and stared at him in a meaningful way. You need to have lots of self-confidence to walk around in something like that. Damn, now that's awesome.

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ooc: hiatus till 9th july

I’m going to have no Internet connection until next week, and since both ask and submit are closed, can’t ask for a proper hiatus. I’ve drafted all replies (Janitor, Cox, Pyramid Head, Tokiomi) but decided to post them after I get back, to not have to suddenly reply on the first day. I’ll start being very active on all my accounts starting next week, but please bear with me for now orz

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miss awkward {open!}

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So how to approach some random girl with a cat without your damn helmet on. How the hell did that thing come off anyways. Pyramid Head still hadn’t gone back to the housing to try and get the thing back on after that kid somehow took it off… somehow. He was actually on his way back to do it originally, but then there was this girl that he saw and then there was that cat and he didn’t even know how it got his attention but he never really SAW a cat before because he freaking NEVER REALLY TOOK HIS HELMET THING OFF. Either way, he just kind of stood there. Awkwardly staring at the girl and the cat.

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“Hi there!” Elliot greeted the boy - or was it a girl? - with a confused expression, trying to ignore the meowing enemy in front of her. Has she met that person before? The clothes... nah, can't be it. She took a note to herself to ask where he had bought those red contact lenses, they looked pretty cool.

“Do you like cats? You do, right? I'm sure you do, come pet it or something and get it away from me!”

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miss awkward {open!}

How do you make a good first impression?

That was something Elliot Reid kept wondering about. She came all the way to Japan on a whim, following JD’s and Cox’s footsteps and now was stuck in a school full of weirdos. That godforsaken place was guarded by dozens of people straight out of some fantasy novel, even a guy wearing a pyramid on his head! A pyramid! Maybe it’s a new trend?

Becoming a school doctor seemed okay at first, but then everything went to hell and got pooped on by a monkey. She couldn’t find anyone familiar, save for catching a glimpse of Janitor, and remained all alone in a crowd of students that seemed like thousands. After getting used to her situation, instinct told her to wake up at 4 AM, put on some make up and go hunting – for a boyfriend, of course. Surely the men were responsible for her failure – half of the male teachers were nutcases, and the other half ignored her. She did receive a few matrimonial offers – and a letter saying ‘ILU YOUR BUTT 9/10’ - from the students though. One of them was 14 years old.

Feeling miserable, she sat on a bench and wept.

Humming pointlessly, she saw a cat approaching her. Oh no. No no no. The animal got comfy on the ground before her, staring. And staring.

“You goddamned furball. You’re laughing at me, aren’t you.” Elliot narrowed her eyes doing something like a battle stance, not caring about the fact she was talking to a cat. “That’s why I hate cats. Chilling all day, being treated like kings, scratching innocent humans without punishment, you don’t have to worry about appearances because you’re cute all the time! Ahh. I wish I was a cat.”