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earthlyblonde:
She examined it skeptically, brows raising before finding her gaze back to him.
❝ I made the same thing with glitter, oil, and food colorin’ when I was four. ❞
An amused hum of a laugh, trademark grin appearing soon after.
“We could go and get it. Auction it, make a fortune.”
Joking, of course, but there’s something in the rising of his brow that speaks as if he’s done similarly before.
earthlyblonde
“It’s art.”
A cluster of stars spinning in a jar. Taken and shrunk and put on display.
Beautiful.
[text]:We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
[ text ; rose ] this is the last time i leave you two alone while he has a working vortex manipulator
Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]
[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE
Go ahead and add more if you want!
“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
; psa - exclusivity
i am no longer exclusive with any rose tyler blogs and will be taking interaction from new partners in this regard.
send me ❤ and I will bold all that applies to your muse
I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you like family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.
inspired by here.
HIM
Loki LAUGHS, the sound full and plump with an almost innocent joy - rarely is he happy as he is happy with the Doctor, so simple are the pleasures to be found with, so simple and so very, very charming. He regards the younger man with affection plain on his face, loving the flush across those lovely, Gallifreyan features despite himself.
He can be so very ADORABLE, when properly flustered.
“And here I believed you might join me for more than a few words of flirtation shared between us.
You do disappoint me, Doctor. Ought I sleep in my OWN bed tonight?
Will you turn away my evening CHATTER as callously as my body?”
He laughs again - he minds not at all that the Doctor has no interest in lower delights between them, but it does so entertain him to be refused.
He doesn’t like that look. Makes him feel admired in all the wrong ways. He likes attention, that must be said, but not from those that seek to play a game with it. Because he knows he’ll lose and The Doctor rarely likes losing. A trait he’s carried for quite some time. And so when he turns away in order to inspect some readings on the monitor, glasses now shoved on in order to aid looking oh so very serious, he wears a frown that marks his distaste at losing quite clearly. He stands tense and unwelcoming for all that he’s worth. “Makes no difference to me where you sleep.” Oh, but it does. He sleeps easily with his face pressed to Loki’s shoulder and it’s one of the few pros that he can’t take away from him, even in this mood. But he’ll remain firm on the matter. His competitive nature bans him from doing all else. “Take it or leave it, really.”
SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE
Go ahead and add more if you want!
“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
sleepy-running:
I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now
icybiteandmischief:
otpprompts:
Person A is in bed reading a book. Person B enters and climbs into bed with them. Without looking up person A raises their arm so that person B can crawl under and snuggle up with them. Person B falls asleep.
barcelxna
icybiteandmischief:
Loki keeps his gaze on the other man’s, delighting in the slight tease to the response he receives - he does adore when he can draw some exciting reaction out of his fellow immortal, and Loki breathes in, reaching up as if to touch the Doctor’s cheek and then, instead, drawing a strand of hair back from his own face.
“Oh, I’ve been to most places before. It’s simply more exciting with you.”
He delicately plucks a non-existent piece of lint from the Doctor’s suit, and then murmurs,
“Of course, there are some sights I’ve not yet seen. From what I’ve heard, your planet produced some charming fruits.”
He allows just long enough for the comment to cause perplexity, perhaps offence, and then he gives a significant glance DOWNWARDS.
He twitches uncomfortably in some preparation for Loki reaching to touch him and yet, he doesn’t entirely move away. It would mean defeat and he couldn’t stand for that, there needed to be boundaries. It was likely similar to training a house cat in all the good it would do, in hindsight. “Yeah, well, bit of a tourist.” And with that flippant little remark his gaze is set wandering about the room as so he doesn’t have to stare at him for too long. Though he can feel the warm breath from Loki’s delicate speech upon his own mouth and it causes him to turn his head ever so slightly. Just fractionally. But then the warmth merely encourages patches of blush to bloom and to blossom across his angular cheekbones and give the game away ever more. Though, despite his efforts, The Doctor can’t help but stare with avid confusion upon any mention of Gallifrey and so he falls into a frown that says as much as he stares back at the Trickster. But then a mirroring of his glance downward only serves to mildly disgust, if only for sudden crudeness, and he turns on his heel and away.
“Oh, SHUT UP.”
Back ( shes joking promise lmao )
Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
“And all for eating the last biscuit, blimey.”
barcelxna
icybiteandmischief:
Loki draws suddenly close to the other man, his right hand laid upon the TARDIS’ console and his left hand casually behind his back, leaning in so that their mouths are close together, barely two inches’ worth of air separating the pink flesh of their mouths. It’s close enough that he can smell the scents on the Doctor that much more strongly, soils and airs and waters from far, far across the galaxies, but he hardly minds.
He likes it.
“Where are we going?”
The words are said with the most innuendo Loki can possibly pack into them, low and resonant over the quiet, pleasant thrum of the TARDIS. He keeps his gaze on the Doctor’s eyes, trusting, sweet.
Loki can truly be terribly provocative when he chooses, and he can’t stand to let his dear friend forget.
He feels that shift in the air as Loki draws closer a nd he turns, a breath taken to start a conversation before he’s stopped dead, the air uncomfortably held hostage now in his rising chest. A look of utter deadpan irritation makes a frown settle, even. He does this all the damn time and it never ceases to walk the line between so very amusing and an invasion of his personal space he finds so much more creepily invasive than any one else’s. But The Doctor just stands, hands in his pockets as his stare narrows and he moves not even an inch. Letting him win all the time is annoying to say the very least, and well, he’ll never learn that way. “I dunno, where d’you wanna go?” he answers, tone catching some defiant mirroring of Loki’s own flirtatious start and not entirely out of a conscious want to sound that way. But it’s too late now. of course.
Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!
Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection
Hair: Yearning
Ear: "I want you to hear me out."
Nose: "You're so cute."
Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion
Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain
Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear
Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."
Over the heart: "I love you."
Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust
Hip: Interest
Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"
Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for
Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."
Fingers: Friendship/amicable
Wrist: Fear of losing you
Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."
Chin: Beauty/attractiveness
Thigh: Sympathy/empathy
Calves: "I will cause you pain."
Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty
;; Just a reminder that I’m still available for rp via kik - I’m at TickTickTickTock - just tell me who you are and that you want to write and we can do some short interactions there!
prettyroman:
❝ TO SAVE YOU, I COULD DO ANYTHING. ❞
