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[ I’m deleting this blog because some thing had gotten in my way. Sorry for the inconvenience but I can’t work this way. ]

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* (from Lucille)

{ walking in on them undressing — @vulgcr }

“I don’t think you should be here, Lucille.”

[memecxllector-blog]

SEND A  ▲ AND I WILL GENERATE A NUMBER FOR WHAT MY MUSE SAYS TO YOURS.

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*

{ walking in on them undressing — @gloriouslysickwaltz }

“Oh, Thomas.. Didn’t heard you knocking.”

[ofroleplayandthings]

Send a * for my muses reaction to yours walking in on them undressing.

[jesuschristhatsaprettyface]

If you hesitate between me and another person, don’t choose me.

I will forever say this  (via irrxverent)

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{ i’m online, yay! like for a small interaction }

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      “You need to stop worrying. Stress works against          your immunity to get better.”

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She coughed once more against the now red handkerchief. “I NEED to get a doctor, Lucille..”

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      “You need to stop worrying. Stress works against          your immunity to get better.”

[barcness-blog]

She coughed once more against the now red handkerchief. “I NEED to get a doctor, Lucille..”

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Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Whisper something Sexy/Arousing in My Muse’s ear and see how they react..

[caeleps]

A slight quirk of his lips as he recomposed himself giving her a small smile. “No, tis nothing to be sorry for. It was I who should apologize. I let myself surrender to your fathers wishes and though it cut me deeply to speak such words to you Edith I did it because I could not bring myself to quarrel with him and embarrass you”, he replied. He’d also done it because Carter Cushing had cut him a rather large check if he did so and he had needed the funds at the time. He took the manuscript from her and sat upon the bed leafing through the pages as he soaked up the latest chapter. Her hero he felt was so deeply haunted and rather likable fellow. 

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The words that Thomas spoke to her made her fall in love even more; her eyes went from him to the pages before remembering that day they first met. He wasn’t amusing to her at all, but had won her heart after a few days of bonding. “So, you like it so far?” She asks, leaning her head against his shoulder. 

[weltenwellen]

But I was used to finding something deadly in things that attracted me; there was always something deadly lurking in anything I wanted, anything I loved.

John Knowles, A Separate Peace (via weltenwellen)

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{ i need more roleplays, so like for a small starter }

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[yvng-gxddess]

IMPORTANT!!!

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**Also tagging my usual tags to raise more awareness**

[yvng-gxddess]

THIS NEEDS MORE AWARENESS! PLEASE I BEG YOU, REBLOG IT, SHARE IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. THIS NEEDS TO BE HEARD, PLEASE THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE!

[sharpestvow-blog]

        “You’re going to get yourself killed.”

[barcness-blog]

“I n e e d e d to get out, this house will be the death of me.”