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32| been here far too long | farmer | dungeon master | IG: bardafterdark

[brewerssupplies]

I dungeon, therefore I dragon.

[bardafterdark]

got my dna test back. turns out im not Senegalese, im Nigerian and Bantu. still irish tho lol

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[beardedmrbean]

[petaltexturedskies]

Ingeborg Bachmann, from "Eyes to Wonder" in Three Paths to the Lake

[araceae-advice]

Sometimes people post in the gardening uk subreddit all like. 'Help, how do I get rid of this DISGUSTING yucky moss in my lawn and keep it 100% grass' and then it's the most beautiful, healthy carpet of moss you ever saw 😭

It's genuinely beyond me why you'd want to get rid of something that grows naturally in our climate, is perfectly adapted to your specific garden conditions, is great for the environment and requires zero maintenance.

Grass lawn people lowkey feel like a weird cult in this country sometimes

[bardafterdark]

meanwhile im trying to rip up my entire front yard for moss lol

[bardafterdark]

so this lil guy showed up today. gave him a box and a place to sleep with food and water. unfortunately the cat wing of the house isnt fixed and neither is he. so hopefully I can make him feel safe enough he wants to stick around, I get him fixed and hes a barn cat

[bardafterdark]

he stuck around and is a huge fan of being a fat ass on our front porch

[bardafterdark]

kinda horrifying that my dad, who is a fucking dipshit by all accounts called me because ICE is in my state and telling me I need to carry all of the government documents I can to prove im an american citizen.

theyre killing american citizens and this is what you voted for. if something happens to me because im Hispanic, its on you my dude

[bluesturngold]

you love gay wolf girls. reblog

[bunniope]

i'm just sayin a sewer is a bad place for a thieves' guild. like if i'm Aware of that and i get a whiff of Mysterious Poop Smell in my home i am going to know there's a damn thief in there

[bardafterdark]

so this lil guy showed up today. gave him a box and a place to sleep with food and water. unfortunately the cat wing of the house isnt fixed and neither is he. so hopefully I can make him feel safe enough he wants to stick around, I get him fixed and hes a barn cat

[ruhaniya]

i am a lover first and absolutely insane second

[evangelion-shitposting]

[dazeylo]

[bardafterdark]

that crispy time of year!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[pancoleon]

Absolutely loving the people in the notes who clearly think this is just a random old lady and not Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany

[sabertoothwalrus]

gear closeups from my tazb post