you now face godlike judgement

jesse. 34. nonbinary. he/she. carrd 🥛 i'm the toxic asshole your friend group warned you about.

[equius]

hey i'm jesse, and i've been on this hellsite for 13 years. i'm 34, bisexual, and nonbinary; i use he/she pronouns ONLY. do NOT use they/them for me under any circumstance.

yes i still like homestuck. no i didn't kill anyone for this url. yes i have fantrolls and they suck so bad. no you can't have this url. goodbye.

i spend most of my time during the day trying to wrangle an infant and a 5 year-old, and my spare moments are spent sleeping, thinking about ocs, playing warframe, crying about warframe ocs, and hanging out with my cringe-ass larp group on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.

check out my ocs here: https://toyhou.se/Jesse

icon lovingly drawn by @shubbabang

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!

(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)

[touchmytylenol]

peeing on one lucky follower

[creaturepeaches]

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

[onthisdayinhomestuck]

On This Day In Homestuck:

July 19th, 2010

Equius and Aradia chat about the leadership position, and Equius heads through the second gate.

[inkedponies]

Decided to do some random pride ponies

[janghoefett]

I want to remind y'all that Jango Fett canonically did not speak Mando'a and did not raise Boba speaking it, but the Fetts DID canonically speak Huttese. Only true fanfic enjoyers know that Boba Fett is more likely to call you his Kwee-Kunee (queen) and make you his special kimbabaloomba (vegetarian cuisine) rather than call you mesh'la

[quasi-normalcy]

YOU 🫵 will outlive Elon Musk

[quasi-normalcy]

This too shall pass, but Jesus fuck

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[saltyocean]

alexis doyle

[starg0ld]

[nightmaretour]

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

[eyestrain-addict]

Tiktok is great for shit specifically like this

[cardinalgoldenbrow]

I do find it really funny that despite Roathe trying to prod Drifter into doubting the Lotus because of how weird she's acting about the Indifference, that it's a trap, that she's being used, that Drifter needs to be prepared to defend themselves...

...the very next glimpse of upcoming content we get is the Lotus and Drifter trusting each other enough to let the Drifter jump straight into her memories, get in between her and the Indifference, go "Not today, Wally" and then haul her out of the pool like "I've got her."

Thank you, DE. That's my Drifter, the Champion of the Lotus.

[cigaradd]

Jadzia speedpaint

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