Claudius 2.0

I am Claudius, and you can’t prove otherwise

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[noodles-07]

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

[pinkisbitter]

Lesbians, what is your wisdom today?

[pinkisbitter]

Excellent.

Gays, what is your wisdom today?

[pinkisbitter]

Absolutely Incredible

Bi/pan/poly people, what is your wisdom today?

[pinkisbitter]

Superb.

Trans people and nonbinary folk, what is your wisdom today?

[pinkisbitter]

Terrific.

Aro/ace people, what is your wisdom today?

[pinkisbitter]

Stupendous!

Thank you lgbt+ community, for your wisdom in the coming days.

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[id: each screenshot is from a different group giving their input.

Lesbians:

“hnjknjjhjnj gggirl .. . jkhnhkjjjhj”

“invest in silver”

“Kiss women”

“all girls… beautiful”

Gays:

“boys…very good.”

“Aggssjqowhbrlaid”

“men, nice”

Bi/pan/poly people:

“Hey everyone is hot what the fuck, good”

“People are pretty and I can’t talk to them”

“Ice cream fixed everything cause everything’s too hot”

“Azz

Nice”

Trans people and nonbinary folk:

“If you lick a doorknob, you don’t own it.  It owns you.”

“kiss everything. dogs. people. bees. just fucking kiss everything.”

“hhhhhhhhhhh big love no gender”

“may look like a 12 year old boy, but am man”

Aro/ace people:

“I’m in gender and sexuality limbo and its a constant party babey”

“Bonjour, Cats have lovely fuuuuuurrrrrrrrr…”

“bodies are an illusion and time is fake”

“hMmMmmMmmMmm”

/end id]

[lovehatemysme]

[theotomeobsessedmedstudent]

[auditorycheesecakes]

the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up

look at that

layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

[curioscurio]

Is that time of the year again... tell me... do we have it?

[charlesoberonn]

Visit Original Link

[paper-mario-wiki]

[dharmadarlinq-deactivated202211]

i’m going to hit someone

[happenstanced]

[wonderthesoul]

Alright, I'm hoppin onto the artbreeder trend.

The devs mentioned that they took inspiration from Jeff Goldblum while making Julian

Here I present you: Julian Goldblum, aka Julian when he still had two healthy eyes.

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

PERFECTION

[bardassbitch]

Actual conversation I just had:

Me: lavender reduced anxiety

My sister: no it doesn’t it chills you out.

[alesbianvampire]

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

[daniellaherondale]

Genya: I dare you to kiss your crush for 100$ or your enemy for 400$

Alina: OK. It will be very easy 500$

Genya: What...

Alina: Aleksander, can you come here for a second?

[owlhouseismyhome]

EDA HAS THE BI FLAG ON HER CHEAT BOX

[flavoredmagpie]

-Umbrella Academy-

Finished watching S2~~~  

[askagehina]

This is my last time changing the style of the comics, hope you guys will like it same as others before ^_^

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[bardassbitch]

“I scooted a little farther away from him because, if there was one thing I had learned from living with Gabe, it was how to tell when an adult has been hitting the happy juice.”

-Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief

SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT PERCY HAD TO LEARN THE SIGNS OF DRINKING? FOR SURVIVAL PURPOSES? SO HE COULD SURVIVE LIVING WITH GABE AND COULD KNOW TO TREAD CAREFULLY????

DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME. LEAVE ME TO CRY.