Honey, want to tell me what this is all about?
"Alyssa told me that she switched her husband for the first time last week, outdoors, in the park near them. And she just raved about how effective it turned out to be. Not just on Sunday, but all week. And it's looking like it will last a while longer!"
So now YOU want to switch me.
"And here we are, with an convenient supply of switches, right here!
And there's absolutely no point in even TRYING to argue you out of this?
"Not for something like this, there's not. Once I've make my mind up to spank, that's it; you won't change it and you know I don't change it.
"Also, you know I'll consider any arguments talking back to me, and under our rules what would that mean?"
An automatic trip over your lap for your strap.
"And how would you like that?"
"Maybe once you've felt a switch you'll stop even considering talking back to me."
No doubt you're right, ma'am. So, you're determined to give me another sore bottom?
"It'll do you good. And keep you good, if Alyssa's husband is any indication. She and I are meeting for coffee tomorrow morning and I'd like to have something to contribute to the conversation, no matter how preliminary the results are.
How nice for you. But I'll have your switch marks all across my backside..."
"Oh, my sweet boy - not just your backside! Down nearly to your knees, up nearly to your back! Switches are made for 'coverage'! Wide side-to-side, between, in and around..."
"Oh, nothing valuable! But they do tend to be a bit sneaky, so I'm expecting you'll be feeling them in some unaccustomed places!
"Alyssa tells me it's quite the adventure!"
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