Barks Machina

Welcome to our public access blog about dogs. 

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Sobbing

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@.voiceofobrien: Dreeming uv fuud. 🦴

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@.ramsiegel: Dog. #rigatoni

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[ID: A video cut together of nine different clips featuring Bullock. Some clips also feature Henry, Ashley’s other dog, a large mixed breed with a short white coat and black markings, and a couple feature Ashley. In each clip, Bullock is the main feature, and he’s being a happy, spoiled boy receiving lots of pets and snuggles. The video has no sound throughout. /end ID]

@.henryandbullock: It’s the bestest, fluffiest, floofiest, poofiest boys’ birthday.

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Happiest of birthdays to the biggest floof!❤️❤️

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[ID: Three photos of Omar, Matt and Marisha’s red and white pembroke corgi, as he’s being bathed and groomed by his groomer. The first photo shows him in a dog bathing sink, wetted down, with a plume of soap suds piled on top of his head as he looks up at the camera unhappily. Text on this photo reads “our groomer sent progress pics of Omar’s spa day 😆”. In the second photo, Omar’s bath is over and he has a towel wrapped around his head, babushka-style. He still looks unhappy. In the third photo, he’s standing on a groomer’s counter, dry and freshly clipped and brushed, a holiday-themed bandanna tied around his neck, and he’s the happiest li’l corgi in the world. There’s a filter on this picture that has lines of prismatic starburst radiating from Omar, and text at the bottom reads “So fresh and clean!” /end ID]

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[ID: A photo of Omar, Matt and Marisha’s red and white pembroke corgi, lying on his back on a beige carpet, belly exposed and paws tucked in a way that clearly invites belly rubs. His head is resting on Marisha’s foot as she stands over him to take the picture. Text at the bottom of the photo reads “The corgi is thwarting my attempts to leave.” /end ID]

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[ID: Two photos of Omar, Matt and Marisha’s red and white pembroke corgi, surrounded by the destruction he’s wrought. In the first photo, he’s standing on a gold and black rug scattered with clumps of poly fill from an unseen destroyed plushie. Text at the bottom reads “carnage” in all caps. In the second photo, he’s lying on a couch and pillowing his head on the carcass of the Sprinkle travel pillow from the Critical Role shop, a froth of white stuffing erupting from the shredded plush. Text at the bottom of the photo reads “Murder.” /end ID]

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[ID: A photo of Matt and Omar, his red and white pembroke corgi. They’re standing on a wooden bridge, casting long shadows in front of them. Matt is holding Omar on a long leash. Text in the lower corner reads “My boys”. /end ID]