Oats, peas, beans, and Barley

[ninetay89]

I really like your perspective on issues, are you a fan of Karlie Kloss, she went to a Tennis match with Ivanka Trump and Im not sure if thats a Hard No, or if acquaintances don't define a person. Basically I will be PISSED if she supports DT. ...

Aww thank you!! Yeah, I love Karlie!!! I’m pretty positive her boyfriend’s family is somehow related to the Trumps so I think that’s why she was seen with them. I mean when you’re in a relationship with someone it’s common curtesy to interact with their family even if you don’t like them you know? She might be being polite.

[barleyblair]

Chelsea Clinton and Ivanka are best friends, folks....

[barleyblair]

I'm shocked! Shocked!

[barleyblair]

Oh, my.... That mattress line....

[barleyblair]

So, this isn't good.... London papers have this on the front page.... Too clever, tay, by half....

[barleyblair]

Well, that’s pretty clear….

[barleyblair]

Maybe this is just a high profile "roll in the hay...." because no one seems to be buying it.... No one.

[caraswolfguard]

Cara & Suki at Glastonbury June 24th

[barleyblair]

One way to avoid the 12 hr backup: helicopter.

[puppetsinboxes]

Date a girl who can be introduced to your mom even if you’ve been dating for 10 days™.

[barleyblair]

He smokes cigs.

[fxcklore]

To all of the kaylors that have been around since the beginning… I honestly have no idea how you are still here like I’ve only been around for a few months and I’m already ripping my hair out and questioning my own sanity as I scream to the heavens “WHY THE FUCK WONT THEY COME OUT ALREADY ITS 20 FUCKING 16!!!!!!”

[barleyblair]

Have you taken a look at the Swiftian "family values" fan base? Why do you think she's pretending to hook up with guys, left and right? She can't be Miley. No one would believe it. Surrogates like Ruby can talk about her vagina; she can't. Not yet.... That's why "hiddlesh-t." He's an actual adult; but he's not a pig. She needs to "grow up," public image-wise; but she can't become slutty. Her fan base still does church, prayers, etc....

By the way, that's why the Selena concert was fake: what adult male who performs Shakespeare at the Globe and Old Vic goes to a Selena Gomez concert to dance with his "gf?"

[swift13updates]

Taylor, Kelsea & Tom dancing to Slow Down

[barleyblair]

Could everyone step back for a second? Tay's not dancing with an edm refugee or a Twilight movie alum at a Selena Gomez concert.... He's an Etonian, Cambridge graduated member of the Royal Shakespeare Company, a member of British acting aristocracy.... An adult.... An elite....

[barleyblair]

"Taking things slow...." Uh.... 😂

[barleyblair]

Regardless, this has disaster written all over it....

[sweetlifeoferin]

If you look at an aerial view of Taylor's Rhode Island home, you'll see that in order to achieve the angle the paps got, they would've had to be ON THE BEACH WITH THEM. The paps never aimlessly wonder around a small town like that. The paps were called, those pictures were fake. Nothing is real about these. Twitter and the media themselves are calling the two out. Not a lot of people are believing it. What a fail 😂

[barleyblair]

Sky News has already decided that the pics were staged.... Bond can't be gay.... (He can be bi-, however.) And a beard's as good as a bi-, right?

[sweetlifeoferin]

I Have No Patience For Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston

The Internet is swooning over new photos hinting that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are dating. We can't roll our eyes hard enough.

“Listen, I have no proof that those photos are staged except to say, C'mon! Those photos are totally staged! Look at them. It’s ridiculous.”

More proof that literally no one is buying this. 

[taytaysbeard]

…professional James Bond campaigner.  As for Hiddleston, what was once seen as wide-eyed gumption and enthusiasm now reeks of career opportunism. His excessive campaigning to be the next James Bond seemed unusual, but also adorable. Who wouldn’t want to be 007, after all?

[barleyblair]

The wild card in all of this is underwear boy.... If he isn't a gentleman (he isn't ), he could make the next few weeks really... FUN.

[barleyblair]

Not to sound cynical…. But is it true love when the sunglasses squash against the faces? At least Hiddleston is an elite….

[barleyblair]

Who's bearding whom? Both have a need, non?

[barleyblair]

Not to sound cynical.... But is it true love when the sunglasses squash against the faces? At least Hiddleston is an elite....

[kaylortrashhh-deactivated201610]

Yo is anyone else seeing that lil tear on Karlie’s cheek in one of those pics? 

[barleyblair]

That’s how women respond to frustration…. It's not necessarily hurt…. (Might lead to her hurting someone, though)