the only adventure left is to go fuck yourself

LEVEL 28: CRYPTID EGG. Raye (spelling varies) ~gargoyle made of stone~

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

[foreveriallyzombified]

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

[foreveriallyzombified]

now something bad is happening

[foreveriallyzombified]

jesus christ

[foreveriallyzombified]

he falled down

[letmebegaytodd]

[danskjavlarna]

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From goats to merely goat-legged, here’s my favorite vintage goat imagery.

[unclefather]

me

[ferindencadash]

The thing with chronic pain (for me anyway) is like, you get used to a level of constant discomfort. It sucks, but you can live with it, it's normal. But then you get your period or a cold or stub your fuckin toe or something, and it's the straw that broke the camel's back.

Long story short: I would like to go back to bed now. 😑

[arctic-hands]

I used to insist I had a weak pain tolerance because I would definitely cry out at a stubbed toe or a papercut. Then I realized than if any abled fuck spent ten minutes in my body they would spend all ten minutes crying, meanwhile I had to live with it all my life and I've learned to stop screaming

[ephemera]

“How can I begin anything new with all of yesterday in me?”

— Leonard Cohen, from Beautiful Losers (Viking Press, 1966)

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[fembutchboygirl]

I like to imagine op got drunk and started talking to a wrought iron gate

[animentality]

[maisiemelancholy-deactivated202]

depression hits different when you have caused it yourself. having made mistakes that could have easily been avoided. i am consumed by guilt and regret

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[caats]

Cats logic be like ♡♡

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

I don’t like being an asshole, but people don’t hear me when I’m nice.

[colleenclarkart]

[becky-llynch]

Becky and baby Roux on wwe 24 episode special WrestleMania 38 {2/3}

[caats]

Aww I love black cats ♡

[loveeblog]

“I bought the book you were talking about” is a love language