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do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

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imho = in my hoe opinion

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I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

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if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

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when he remembers the small unimportant details about you

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now THIS is an ally

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Awe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.

And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.

And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.

Wow this is… really cute?

I’m… sympathizing with Guy Fieri?

(And he did 101 gay weddings because he was trying to compare the Attorney General against marriage equality to Cruella DeVille, like, 101 dalmations.)

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THE TRUE UNPROBLEMATIC FAVE

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Come to think of it I never actually found a single reason to dislike him. To my knowledge he’s just a goofball who likes food.

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The Shadow Thief, they called her. They’d drawn her even taller and thinner than she actually was, stretched her into a wraith, black-clad and fearsome. The stuff of fairy tales. And legends.

#insp