wicked sexy motherfucker

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UH OH ‼️ THE FUCKPIG ALTER IS FRONTING

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remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy

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fruits image

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transition timeline

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as excited as i am for hlvrai2 tomorrow the regular half life tag is about to become completely fucking unusable for a year again

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idk what i get subsumed into the hivemind and i just feel everyone in there metaphysically side-eyeing me 😔

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i will never understand what horrors could possibly drive a person to convert to catholicism as an adult

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i can't really make it clear how insidiously fucking evil it is to include christine chandler AND her most infamous harasser ("liquid chris") in the voice cast of the same game. there's nothing more to it than malicious intent and a clear ploy to drum up controversey for the sake of it. fuck edmund mcmillen, dude.

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[looking at the iron lung ao3] i am NOT here for jack and simon i’m here for jackin’ simon

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right wingers complaining about literally anything sounds like somebody making a "would you take a shit for 57 quadrillion dollars"-tier proposal and said right wingers going "No, because I hate women"

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boomer dads trying to figure out who's responsible for all 5 of his kids growing to loathe him and everything he stands for

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the magic spell “nothing is apolitical” conjures 100 idiots hell bent on proving the caster completely correct, 0% failure rate

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oh yeah another thing i noticed is as soon as the usa commits another vicious atrocity and people are understandably upset and anti-military anti-american about it a shitload of accounts on here spring up for the express purpose of hurling death threats at leftists and they never seem to get banned! just a silly little thing i noticed <3 @staff

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if you blaze 5 gargantuan nick wilde x judy hopps gifs and crash my phone browser one more time ill commit an atrocity unknown to god

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pee is stored in the penis

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if you're generating enough pee to necessitate using the bladder as backup pee storage you're doing it wrong and will go to hell. let it drip sister

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pee is stored in the penis

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there is no greater motivator than spite and no greater reward than vindication