Bardic Gnollage

Man I don't even gnoll. She/Her. 34.

[nyanletnest]

sit on the floor and play a video game while looking up at a tv screen + make a bowl of mac and cheese

[mochamokat]

hot bean barista

[bannertanks]

[somafalls]

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[10alex01]

Harpie Lady from Yu Gi Oh.

[mote-of-ash]

overheated

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[starbirbz]

[punkitt-is-here]

if I had to put up with half the BS you do on this site alone I think I would run into the woods forever. how do you do it?

I dunno, i think it comes down to the fact that I'm a well-rounded person who lives with her two girlfriends and walks around in nature a lot. hard to think about bullshit when there's birds chirping and lots of natural sunlight and im eating a nice frozen pizza when i get back. ultimately none of this will affect me in any way that matters because my gfs are one door down the hall at all times.

i WILL say that informing me that i accidentally reblogged a picture with an infamous neo-nazi is???? not BS, id like to know that actually, i appreciate being informed, but the delivery method was less than ideal. i really do wish that people would assume ignorance when i fuck up and not like, a Secret Evil Hidden Malice That I've Been Hiding Until Now lol. just lemme know what the issue is plainly so i can fix it, no need to try to shame me, i already don't want to be doing that in the first place.

[maeneiii]

the alley

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[ysolt]

anyway happy pride month, value trans women or die

[kosmogrl]

[ysolt]

quick sybil before class