Good luck out there, buddy. You're gonna need it.

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And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said, 'Fuck you!'

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Hey, see if you can bring that strider to its knees, buddy.

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jail for 1,000 years

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Go on through, Gordon.

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Don't let me down, Gordon.

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Get in here.

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Turret!

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Get that thing away from me!

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Gordon! Help!

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Hey, Doc? Are you there?

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Come on!

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I don't like the looks of this.

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Hahaha ha haa!

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Oh man. Overwatch owns the roof, and that's where we're headed.

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Cover me, Gordon!

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Okay, we've gotta take out that armored personnel carrier or no one will be able to get through.

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Throwing that switch and all? I can see your M.I.T. education really pays for itself.