Your mom

I love milfs

[barneysleftnut]

little potato

[justclownin]

[kn11ves]

[barneysleftnut]

me this morning when I was supposed to get my husband from work but forgot

[plumslices]

I see the worst opinion I’ve ever seen and then I go to their profile and it says 16 and I just go about my day

[nukeleer]

[queen-of-crows]

Not trying to victim blame or anything but you’d think with all the times necromancers have tried/succeeded in raising undead armies the people of Tamriel would’ve stopped burying their dead fully armed and equipped for battle.

Like, I know your great grandpa’s sword was A Part Of Him and all but maybe you could bury SuperDeathblade somewhere not right next to SuperDeathbladeMan. Just in case.

[karhs]

oh, what, so he can get his ass kicked when he inevitably gets raised from the dead?? you want to make great grandpa into a loser? a chump?? if his corpse is going to be puppeteered into battle by a sick and twisted sorcerer then by the nine he is going to do it well

[mikeseagull]

OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

[blackpyrefly]

me drinking water at night

[horrorofthebeast]

you look kinda weird ngl

[bunniope]

fuck your entire life

[barneysleftnut]

two twins

[unclefather]

Keep reading

[unclefather]

[unclefather]

i think they should put them down after this

[evilvillain123456789]

I just saw your 17-year-old daughter feed crumbs to a roach until its stomach burst

[thechamberofsecrets]

this cory in the house video game has been sitting in walmart since 2009 and is still $29.92

[barneysleftnut]

look at this little shit

[shillelagh]

screenshots from the real deltarune ending where ralsei smokes a weed cigarette

[laughableillusions]

What Skyrim man you married/thirsty for says about you but it’s just one sentence long

Brynjolf:

You’re traumatized and affection starved and “lad/lass” is something extremely personal to you.

Farkas:

You rooted for the childhood best friend in those love triangle webcomic stories, also many of you are wlw and/or ND.

Vilkas:

You rooted for the bad-boy asshole in those love triangle webcomics stories, you’re also kind of a dick.

Ancano:

You’re a Snape fucker lmao, also probably have parental issues.

Teldryn Sero:

You’re LGBT and traumatized.

Neloth:

Also a Snape fucker but with more trauma than the Ancano simps.

J’zargo:

You usually don’t really like men but he is the exception™️.

Ulfric Stormcloak:

You just have a thing for Vikings/Chris Hemsworth, also why?

Miraak:

You have a savior complex and watched too much Guillermo Del Toro, also a mask kink.

Cicero:

You also have a savior complex but you’re more feral and also you’re a clownfucker.

[barneysleftnut]

mfw balimunds not on this list

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

idk man this DnD shit is easy

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]