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What do you call Barnham when his laundry shrinks in the dryer? / A 'tight' in shining armor!

What is a dryer? I have no idea what this is.

#inquisiting.txt #barnhanswers #( g oD this is my favo irte)

manfredvonkarmas said: am Zacharias Barnham. This is very true.

#inquisiting.txt

monochromecard said: am a big meme This is false.

#inquisiting.txt #ask to tag /

I require you all of you to finish this sentence: I, Zacharias Barnham,

#inquisiting.txt #ask to tag /

You are really Handsome inquisitor Barnham, Im really close to drawing you. But Im not quite sure how you should pose or what you should do or wear in this Artwork. Any ideas?

Hm. Perhaps a noble look of sorts, like my cape flowing as I stand in my regular armor. Something fancy and refined it always nice... Oh, and I appreciate the compliment greatly, Syrennelo. You may draw me as you see fit!(Oh, and... Don't forget the cape. Very important.)(Constantine is also important. A Knight can't be seen without their trusty... fellow knight? Ahem. Try to add my dog, if you will.)

#inquisiting.txt #barnhanswers #((i... aaaHh?? if u want a meme suggestion i say go with barnham trying to do the splits and suffering ))#(( otherwise i have no idea ?? heck ))#dogs implied /#ask to tag /

i want to. say this now because ill prob forget? barnham is irish/islander mix and if he doesnt consciously control his accent he ends up sounding "unrefined" in his own opinion. im tagging this as spoilers because this might as well be when you look at my thought process for why

#ooc /#pl vs aa spoilers implied /

(teeny whisper) the answer is, a "bedless horseman"!

I have no words.

#inquisiting.txt #barnhanswers #(in which this means 'i am going to tell everyone')

That was good! You have the joking ability in you for sure! I have one you can share with others - What do you call an insomniac knight?

#barnhanswers #ask to tag /

Hello, how about some knight jokes!

'tis not the proper time of day for "knight jokes."

#inquisiting.txt #does this satisfy you? i refuse to do any more.#barnhanswers

:|

#inquisiting.txt

DON' LISTEN TA ME RIGHT NOW

#caps /#alarming text /#inquisiting.txt

pettead replied to your post:

holy shit

t’a’s right. “holy shit.” m’not kiddin’ about t’e duct tape.

#swearing /#inquisiting.txt #threats /

pettead replied to your post:

i dare you. (continues screaming. coughs every now and then But keeps going)

i’ll duct tape y’damned mout’ if ye don’t shut ye trap now, kid

#inquisiting.txt #italics /#threats //

pettead replied to your post:

(KEEPS SCREAMING) (SCREAMS EVEN LOUDER) (starts coughing) (STRUGGLES TO SCREAM BUT STILL DOES TH)

IF YOU DON’T STOP THIS AT ONCE I WILL CALL THE OTHER KNIGHTS AND HAVE THEM ESCORT YOU AWAY FROM ME. C E A S E

#all caps /#alarming text /#bold /#italics /#inquisiting.txt #threats /#threats to take petter home so?? yeah. just in case

pettead replied to your post:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CEASE THIS AT ONCE

#caps /#repitition /#alarming text /#bold /#italics /#inquisiting.txt

pettead replied to your post:

(inhales)

Do not do this.

#inquisiting.txt

pettead replied to your post:

i don’t feel like it. can’t you rest for, like, one day??? seriously. if you don’t i can and will scream until you do.

Don’t do that.

#inquisiting.txt #threats /?#it's. screaming. so

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