Baron Von Bunny

future missing person’s case Ask about my AUs! Bun/Buns/Bunself

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

💙Salutations traveler! Welcome to the castle of Baron Von Bunny!💙

Call me Baron bunny! Or bunny for short.

💙I’m an autistic adult with ocd, my OCD demon’s name is Fred. We don’t like him

💙my pronouns are bun/buns/bunself

💙I am Mormon and a proud member of queerstake!

💙I am an artist! I do both traditional art and digital art!

💙I paint, sculpt, draw, scrapbook, crochet, and knit! I can’t do origami

💙I volunteer at the Maine logging museum!we have Lombard log haulers!

💙History nerd!

💙college art student

💙I love spicy food

💙Ich lerne deutsch, aber mein deutsch ist nicht sehr gut

💙my favorite color is Prussian blue

I have a bunny! Her name is teddy bear!

My fandoms:

Thomas the tank engine

Countryhumans

Peanuts

Looney tunes

Octonauts

How to train your dragon

Wolfenstein

Stardew valley

The busy world of Richard Scary

Sabaton

Powerwolf

Rush

Genshin Impact

Cookie run

Garfield

Dracula

Classic literature

Bungo stray dogs

Sailor moon

Black butler

Hetalia

Polandball

The adventures of tintin

Monster high

Doom 64

Minecraft

Gravity falls

Disney

We bare bears

Furries

Vocaloid

Sanrio

My AUs:

Countryhumans x ttte crossover

Countryhumans wolfenstein AU

Ttte I am innocent and yet I was in hell

Httyd Antarctica AU

The twelve lives of America ch

My inbox is open for asks!!

If by some chance you don’t see any activity on my socials for three months, assume I am dead

https://archiveofourown.org/users/LordDoggo1984

✨Hope we can vibe together! ✨

[spaghetti-gremlin]

as someone who's gotten really into web graphics again, i find it absolutely tragic that i've never seen anything octonauts related made into such things. so, having recently learned how to make some basic blinkies, i tried my hand at it! i also made some very simple matching pixel dividers! they're not perfect, i'm still quite new at blinkies and making things tiny but still readable, but i did my best!! i hope folks like them, even if they're quite simple :) . maybe someday i'll try to learn how to make stamps or something too >:3 . either way, i hope you enjoy!! on the off chance anyone wants to use these or do anything with them, feel free to!!

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm a type of girl

[one-time-i-dreamt]

In Croatian we call Pisces “fish” so oftentimes I say that “u horoskopu sam riba, a u stvarnom životu ribetina” which translates “my star sign is pisces/fish but in real life i am a big fish (in Croatian that means a hot woman lol)”

I stole that from a contestant on our Bachelor

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

Guys we have an emergency!!!

Earlier this summer, our town opened a new sewage treatment plant. We live down wind from it so we have to smell the stench of raw sewage. Nobody in town is enjoying it! Everyone is complaining about the awful smell! It got to the point where the town had to put out a message on Facebook explaining that the smell was coming from the sewage treatment plant, and they’re working on finding a way to treat it.

I have guests coming over for a tea party and I don’t want them smelling the stench while trying to eat! I need a way to get rid of the smell somehow! It’s so bad that I feel like throwing up!

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

Which class are you taking

Music lessons: taught by Austria,

Botany: taught by Indonesia,

Art: taught by Italy

Paleontology: taught by Mongolia

Robotics: taught by Japan

Literature: taught by UK

Engineering: taught by Germany

Archaeology: taught by Syria

Egyptology and linguistics: taught by Egypt

physics: taught by Israel

Marine biology: taught by Papua New Guinea

Law and politics: taught by America

Economics: taught by China

Religion: taught by Vatican City

Home ec: taught by France

Astronomy and rocket science: taught by Soviet for some reason, look, don’t sign up for this class unless you’re willing to have one third of the class time taken up by political ranting.

Canadian scouts: elective, lead by Canada

Marching band: elective, lead by America

[villain-in-your-story]

NEVER

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

Get involved in a land war with Asia?

Go against a Sicilian when death is on the line?

Invade Russia during the winter?

Believe that it’s butter?

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

Italy: *is running around the ren faire in period accurate 1530s renaissance clothing, that he hand sewed himself using period accurate materials right down to the thread used, loosing his mind*

Italy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THE REN FAIRE’S NOT ACCURATE!!! THE REN FAIRE’S NOT ACCURATE!!! THE REN FAIRE’S NOT ACCURATE!!! WHY ARE THERE GIRLS WEARING SOFT CORSET TOPS INSTEAD OF BONED BODICES?!? THIS ISN’T RENAISSANCE AT ALL!! NOTHING HERE IS ACCURATE!!

America: *is dressed as Link* well duh.

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

My baby’s dewlap is coming in nice

Isn’t she quite the model?

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

Ugh. This new med dosage is literally zapping my energy. I bssserthaty ghghsver the evnhrrgey tho tyyyyyyyyyuyyyyhpr

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

[unpopularvivian]

Made my persona in gacha

Disappointed that they didn’t have a shako

Cretur :3

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

I found this today.

I have a few questions

[compyotee]

lwky spongebob rsource dump cuz i <3 him, i might make a part 2 but this is allllll 4 tonite

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

Look at her itty bitty dew

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

Mm, good sky greens.

They’re greens that come from the sky.

[baronvonbunnyofficial]

America recently became a Qanon believer and “sovereign citizen”.

Bro is LITERALLY THE PERSONIFICATION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND HAS BEEN A LAWYER SINCE THE 1780S!!! HE HAS GOVERNMENT CLEARANCE THAT NOT EVEN HIS OWN PRESIDENT HAS, HE SHOULD BE THE LAST PERSON TO BELIEVE IN THAT QANON/SOVEREIGN CITIZEN CRAP!!

But also this is coming from the same guy who has been inside of Area 51 seven times and still believes that they’re hiding aliens in Area 51, while completely oblivious to the fact that the New Mexico he’s been talking to since Roswell is actually an alien clone, while the real New Mexico is light years away living life as a space cowboy.

It’s also pretty obvious that “New Mexico” is an alien.