BaronWalrus @baronwalrus - Tumblr Blog

I wish I could remember what happiness felt like. Facebook seems to keep pretty good snap shots, but I look at those memories blankly, or with longing. No one is going to read this, and thats ok. It's not for anyone but me, and my lonely, and my potted growing hope.

fall1997

can you hear how loudly im thinking of you

katie-mcgrath

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

writeradamanteve

Fuck, yeah.

arcadeigannon

please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks

learning-stuff314

Once my lab teacher was giving away some books and I found this one wich was pretty cool. It’s quite old, from 1980, but has some interesting facts and equations.

learning-stuff314

Once my lab teacher was giving away some books and I found this one wich was pretty cool. It’s quite old, from 1980, but has some interesting facts and equations.

drearyhours

its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy

drearyhours

this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels

weeniebagel

this is the only dude allowed to play dnd

battlecrazed-axe-mage

I need—NEED—to play in a game DMed by this man, immediately

femmefaramir

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

hobbit-hole

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

delicatelytoobear

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

sergle

THIS TAG KNOCKED ME OUT

visual-infinity

petit_gustave

Brussels, Belgium

thelonelyabsol

“Fucking open the container carl you’re taking too long.”

“Fucking hurry up, i want those nuts carl!”

“FUCK THIS CONTAINER I WANT THOSE DAMN NUT- AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”

alien-trash-queen

somethinginthestatic

i don’t really wanna DO the work today I don’t really wanna do the work toDAY i don’t really wanna do ! the work ! today ! i don’t wanna do the WORK today