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[i-am-the-niece-of-satan]

Avatar: the Last Airbender really be like *sets my standards for strong female characters* *sets my standards for villain redemption arcs* *sets my standards for well written lore and magic systems* *sets my standards f

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[asterein]

“You must never give in to despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”

[eliasericson]

The Cat has its Heart on the Outside

Available as a fanzine in Swedish with a translation note  here.

[witchys-stuff-deactivated202005]

Strawberries going ❤🍓

[favoriteliar-archive]

stanley getting ready

[cadaverkeys]

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

[spacecaptainglow]

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

[cadaverkeys]

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

[intellectualspicemuseum-deactiv]

Hey guys

If you use spotify, write in the tags the first artist each of your daily mixes are based on as of right now, please and thanks!

[chuwenjie]

Golden deer house in modern day street wear!

[stupjam]

tom nook on loans

[coloured-braids]

i drew a Nigeria lesbian and her bi gf for last day of pride, but imposting today because I’m a mess🌈

[iwanthermidnightz]

[vanillaleap]

everyone: making fun of your Ys... but not looking at the keyboard’s Y

[vanillaleap]

suggested addition

[palecutiexx]

what I gathered from today’s nintendo direct on new horizons

[theparadigmshifts]

thinking about what a nightmare eddie and richie getting queer eyed would be 

do you remember that episode with the gay guy who wore only polos who wanted to come out to his stepmom and was shockingly ripped under said polos? eddie kaspbrak 

[theparadigmshifts]

trying to get eddie to do anything is like trying to bathe a feral cat. they’re like “can we talk about your wardrobe?” and he’s like. it’s fine. what is wrong with it. has anyone seen how my husband dresses. anyone at all. 

[theparadigmshifts]

karamo: tell me about - 

eddie: yeah my mom abused me and gave me placebo pills and i forgot my childhood because of trauma and almost died 

karamo:

karamo: you know. you’re shockingly well adjusted, then 

[theparadigmshifts]

ok i can’t decide what scenario would be funnier, because either: 

a) this is a ‘normal people’ au where richie isn’t famous, and bev nominates richie for queer eye, and richie finds out and nominates eddie in retaliation. they end up on a couple’s episode. richie is having the time of his life. eddie is seconds from biting someone. 

or

b) eddie being like “my husband -” and richie hearing and wandering into the room like “did i hear my name? my darling??” and eddie’s like, dude, i thought you wanted to stay off camera? and all the queer eye guys are like. i’m. i’m sorry. is that richie tozier 

[theparadigmshifts]

the queer eye guys watching famously aggressively heterosexual c-list comedian richie tozier kiss this weird uptight businessman full on the mouth: 

[theparadigmshifts]

@hyruling:  #tan finds prada shoes in eddies closet along with his 18 identical polos and has a stroke  

@honeyreynolds​:  #meanwhile jonathan asks richie what product he uses in his hair #and richie’s like soap #and jonathan leaves the country 

[theparadigmshifts]

@idiotictozier​ LKASJDLKFJSLKSJF

[dunmertitty]

these are literally the only villain redemption arcs that are good, so if you’re a writer, take notes:

zuko

megamind

dr doofenshmirtz

[dunmertitty]

[dailylilnasx]