samurai vs vampire (epic fight)
now this is something i want to see. i think the samurais would win (am i biased? of course i am). here are my arguments.
depending on which ‘type of vampire’ you’re based on, they can be sun-sensitive crybabies allergic to silver, garlic, horcrux no what’s the word
crucifix
crucifix-intolerant dudes and the samurais just have to cut off their head to kill them, which is a good thing because samurais usually do that
and then stab them in the heart and buy them next to a crossroad
but they can also be immortal (not fair) but for the sake of the fight they will not (because is not fair)
most vampires are probably pretty eager to die (i believe in emo/gothic vampires wearing eyeliner, skinny tee-shirts, checkered belts and listening to tokio hotel)
samurais are trained, vampires may not be. i mean we always see vampires that kick everyone’s asses, but vampires are supposed to be stronger than the average person, not ninjas + they didn’t train, they’re just naturally stronger and i kind of think that technic > strength (especially if they didn’t do anything they would just be… clumsy… strong and clumsy…)
vampires would go crazy as soon as someone is bleeding a little, maybe that would make them win, maybe it would be their loss
vampires are blood-thirsty (literally) crybabies, samurais are blood-thirsty angry men who are more likely to have a sword with them, vampires may have their little carved dagger for the aesthetic but i think sword > dagger + samurais are trained
i prefer samurais over vampires, i had my vampire phase, now i’m in my samurai phase, let a couple years water it down and i’ll be back with new arguments
voilà