jongleur.

a group of minstrels went around stealing hearts; too bad that was all they could contribute to the arts.

[egnar0]

call me poet | artist

[mintokkies]

[pokemongomemes]

[pokemongomemes]

[pokemongomemes]

[amigonew-deactivated20181028]

Sayonara Hitori • Four Horsemen theory (c)

Famine ; Rider of the Black Horse - “Behold, a black horse; and he who sat on it had locusts above him.” War ; Rider of the Red Horse - “Behold, a red horse; and he who sat on it was granted to take peace from the Earth.” Death ; Rider of the Pale Horse - “Behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it was named Death; and Hades was following him.” Conquest ; Rider of the White Horse - “Behold, a white horse; and he who sat on it had a bow; and he went to conquer.”

[shineesque]

SHINEE IN CHICAGO TICKETS!

[PLEASE REBLOG] SELLING TWO TICKETS TO #SHINEEINCHICAGO FOR ORIGINAL PRICE. IN SECTION 207 AND 206. PLEASE MSSG ME FOR MORE DETAILS

[bartholonew]

[SELLING] #SHINEEinCHICAGO TICKETS

Hello everyone.

I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve been on tumblr, but I’m here to tell you that I am selling tickets for SHINee’s Fanmeet in Chicago.

The first ticket I am selling is a ground floor ticket. It’s Section 112, Row V, Seat 3. I am selling it or the original price + taxes and fees. I AM NOT JACKING UP THE PRICE. I CAN SCREENSHOT THE RECEIPT FOR YOU IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

This is the approximate location of the first ticket:

The second ticket I am selling is a ground floor ticket as well. It’s Section 112, Row DD, Seat 1. I am selling it for the original price + taxes and fees. I AM NOT JACKING UP THE PRICE. I CAN SCREENSHOT THE RECEIPT FOR YOU IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

This is the approximate location of the second ticket:

Message me if you are interested! You can also DM me on Twitter @bottomho.

UPDATE: TICKET 2 IS NOW UNAVAILABLE. 

[menofkpop]

Jinki’s feelin it

[winteredfall]

This whole bro code thing where if a guy dates his friend’s sister he’s betraying the friend is wild, you would think your sister dating your friend meant you didn’t have to worry because he’s someone you know and trust but it just goes to show how all these bros know one another to be misogynistic and predatory and regularly exhibit that behavior around one another, and it’s all fun and games and bros before hos until somebody hits on somebody’s sister. Like, clearly you are aware that you are all gross to women but that’s okay with you as long as you and your friends are targeting random women and no one is doing the same to your sister or mother? Why do women have to be related to you for it to occur to you to respect them? 

[rlmjob]

if you’re wondering why CNN is biased towards Hillary even though the public seems to agree that Bernie came through last night on multiple fronts heres something interesting

[greenatlas]

[joeknowzit]

Damn

[unluckydecisions-deactivated201]

WATCH AND REBLOG THIS VIDEO. PLEASE

[mulanv-deactivated20191110]

Yaaaaaassssssss my fucking lorddddd they switched the audio and image!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

#realitycheckkkkj

[lesnians-deactivated20210730]

My god

[thingsisaidweredumb]

Donald Trump is NOT “winning”

There is a post going around that is very annoying and troubling to me because it contains false information about the American political system that could end up working against Bernie Sanders. So I wanted to clear some things up.

Donald Trump is NOT winning.  There is no “winning” at this stage.  There have not been any elections!  At this point, the polls are done basically on name recognition.  That’s how Deez Nuts ended up getting polled at 9% in my lovely home state of North Carolina, because people recognized “Deez Nuts” when asked.  But literally there are no elections for Donald Trump to have won.  That post says he’s ahead with votes… but there aren’t any votes for him to be ahead with.  The first Republican primary in in February.  At that point, we will have votes.  Now, we do not.

I want to reiterate, the polls mean NOTHING right now.  Literally Deez Nuts y’all.  Deez Nuts.  Deez Nuts is not a candidate that people would vote for… Deez Nuts is a candidate that made people laugh when asked. These are the current polls and their questions.  http://www.pollingreport.com/wh16rep.htm

These polls are about the Republican nomination.  I’m going to explain how the American political system works for a second here… See… We have two major parties, though the small parties have to do this same process too… but it’s bigger for the two major parties.  So candidates run for the nomination… because that party can only nominate one person for president even though many within that party want to run.  So before the election is to take place, each party has a “primary” election… where they vote for whoever will represent that party.  Once someone wins the primary elections, that person is the presidential candidate for that party and will run against the other presidential candidates for the actual presidency in November of the election year (I word it that way because that’s 2016, and some people seem to think it’s this November).  So currently, Donald Trump is running against other Republican candidates (honestly, they’re all horrible and the problem we’ve run into this year is that they don’t have a good front runner because their whole party is so split and divided about everything that they have no cohesive purpose, just as they haven’t for the past 8 years other than “keep Obama from doing anything” but they can’t run on that now because Obama doesn’t matter so they’re all just floundering) to become the person who runs against whoever wins the Democratic nomination for president in November 2016.  He is NOT currently running for president.

In some states, you must be a registered member of that political party to vote in the primaries.  Which means you must be a registered Republican to vote against Trump in the primaries.  In some states, you can be unaffiliated or independent and vote for ONE primary, not more.  Regardless, you cannot vote against Trump in the Republican primaries and for Sanders in the Democratic primaries!!!!!!  I have bolded this because it is SUPER important and people NEED to understand.  If Trump wins the nomination, it is beyond unlikely he would win the presidency.  If he wins the nomination, that would essentially give the Democrats the presidency because enough of the public is disgusted that that would never happen.  Sanders is not a shoe in though!  With Trump winning the nomination, no matter what Democratic candidate… they’d be a shoe in.  But we need to be fighting for Sanders to have the Democratic nomination!  If we don’t vote for Sanders in the Democratic primary against Hillary Clinton, we don’t get to vote for Sanders for president!  He’s come so much farther than anyone thought he would.  These are the current Democratic polls http://www.pollingreport.com/wh16dem.htm  We REALLY need to help Bernie.  

Encouraging people to vote AGAINST Trump in the Republican primaries PREVENTS people from voting FOR Sanders in the Democratic primaries.  

In conclusion VOTE FOR SANDERS in the Democratic primaries NOT against Trump in the Republican primaries.  

[thermitenjoyer]

Please boost this, our future literally depends on people understanding this.

[bob-belcher]

[fullpraxisnow]

[bohemianwaif-blog]

And for all the people out there who want to criticize like “Why do you need two bedrooms?” or “Get a better job if you want luxuries.”

1. You’re being deliberately horrible to other people. Stop.

2. If you are a parent, you probably need a couple of bedrooms so you and your children have a place to sleep. Or maybe you aren’t a parent, you’re living with a partner or a friend or a relative who is unable to work. Same thing, you need space to sleep and call your own. Not cramming everyone into one bedroom or making someone take the couch every night isn’t really a luxury.

3. The whole idea of the minimum wage when it was first implemented was that it would be enough to support a family on one person’s wages. Food, shelter, medicine, et cetera. And now, one person’s wages can’t even cover housing for the family *anywhere in the country* let alone food or medicine or anything else.

This isn’t trivial — this means tons of people are homeless and hungry and sick. This means that they labor as long and as hard (or usually longer and harder) as everyone else and they still can’t afford a warm place for their family to sleep.

I don’t think it is at all a stretch to say that people working for minimum wage are being robbed, and that that robbery has real and violent effects on laborers and their loved ones.

so true.

[mochakimono]

Don’t forget the “two heartbeat” law in some places: two people per bedroom, regardless of age. If you’re one working person with 2-3 dependents, you can’t just live in a one-bedroom place to save money. You can’t have a bunch of roomies or a big family condensed in one apartment or even let your friends crash on the sofa. For every two people, there has to be a bedroom — even if the bedrooms aren’t used.

My family would’ve had a much easier time getting back on our feet after homelessness if we could’ve just moved into a one-bedroom place and had me sleep on the sofa — far from ideal, as OP points out, but we were willing — but it’s literally illegal here. All three of us were employed but we could hardly afford to live anywhere.

[thesearchforinspirado]

They wanted to charge us $20 extra a month at our old 1BR apartment because my husband and I lived together in it.

A tax on married people. What the superfuck?

We are finally in a 2BR but it’s still not easy to get by.

[vixyish]

The whole idea of the minimum wage when it was first implemented was that it would be enough to support a family on one person’s wages. 

The whole idea of the minimum wage when it was first implemented was that it would be enough to support a family on one person’s wages. 

[yelling-at-radfems]

“My family would’ve had a much easier time getting back on our feet after homelessness if we could’ve just moved into a one-bedroom place and had me sleep on the sofa — far from ideal, as OP points out, but we were willing — but it’s literally illegal here.”

[valekim]

253/?? gif of Jonghyun - (x)

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy