Guten morgen.

Peter. Music. Violist.

[recoup-deactivated20180222]

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

[my-own-superman-deactivated2016]

I’m sorry, Professor, I didn’t do any of my homework cuz it was my dogs birthday.

[cloudfreed]

oh my god oh my GOD

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[dholeful]

[makemelaughblog]

[top-model]

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

[shakeitoffs]

do you ever just feel like

[taylorswift]

Omg all the time.

[kippykips-blog]

[bartok-dirty-to-me]

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

[marinasvevo]

[bartok-dirty-to-me]

I had a dream about him last night. It's been over a month and I can't stop thinking about him. It felt so real, almost like he was right in front of me. Then my alarm went off and ruined it. It was such a nice dream, where everything was simple. All I want to do is go back.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lucid-dancing]

the face of parenthood

[mothernaturenetwork]

[mosrael]

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

[hatboy]

[theshinymew]

That was unexpected

[pissdracula]

every time a bro says no homo, their homo flows into me, and i become Powerful

[natebynight]