i'm impressed. i'm even dazzled.

Kelsey (she/her) | God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

[bigbluefishi]

Eowyn 🐴

[jabberwick]

IM NOT A PERVERT!!!!!!!! Darkness Man bc im already rewatching CCOD

[selena-soto]

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[medievaljournalist]

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

[narutwitter]

[cherrydj-l]

there's no way anyone believed them

[cherrydj-l]

ik she probably actually turned into a dragon, but have you considered Flemeth just dragging them all the way to her hut for fun

[klausie]

<panini>

‌<sourdough>

‌<sauce style=" type:mayo flavor:cranberry"></sauce>

‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

<deli style="animal:turkey, cut:slice"></deli>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>

[dorianscary]

wanted to make a Widow’s Bay stamp collection bc this show is Perfect ⚓️👻

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

FALLOUT 4 2015・dev. Bethesda Game Studios

[horrorwomensource]

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT and SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as JULIE JAMES and HELEN SHIVERS in I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) dir. Jim Gillespie

[valtsv]

the fujoshi shit is old

you should be grateful for my restraint. if you saw the fujoshi shit i do in private you'd hurl.

[commiegoth]

Rev my engine til you make it purr Keep it kinky but I come first

[escentia]

This image appeared unto me like a vision from the Virgin Mary and I had to make it real

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[animusrox]

X-Men (2000) dir. Bryan Singer X-Men '97 S01E09 "Tolerance Is Extinction, Pt. 2"