Guess who just got their first porn bot, attempting to give them a virus.
Philbeeeeeeert!
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@basedphilbert
Guess who just got their first porn bot, attempting to give them a virus.
Philbeeeeeeert!
" I wanna hug the cutie Philbert. "
Philbert is touched!
He extends his tendrils, open wide to receive the hug.
❀~ Sweet bab Ori is now hugging Philbert. ~❀
Philbert has good deeded today!
He returns the hug, even patting the girl’s head in a comforting manner.
" I wanna hug the cutie Philbert. "
Philbert is touched!
He extends his tendrils, open wide to receive the hug.
One thing we can all be proud of in the RWBY tumblr fandom
No one has yet made an account for a tentacle monster Grimm and used it to harass female characters.
Philbert only wants to be a good boy.
Harassment’s not cool!
Philbert will be sure to do his best for you!
He’s havin a party to celebrate his return.
He doesn’t have fingers, or hands, so he only really has what he can drag off the counter.
A loaf of bread, a package of chocolate and cream cookies, a shaker of garlic salt, and a roll of paper towels.
white-fang-adam:
“You are a travesty and you better keep away from me unless you want to be chopped up and used as fish-bait.”
Oh...
He see’s...
He’s sorry to have made you uncomfortable.
@white-fang-adam
Philbert believes in you.
He just wants you to know.
Philbert doesn’t know if he wants to be a scary jack o’lantern for halloween...
Or the prettiest thing he can think of.
Salem and Philbert compilation
I like drawing these…
sxlemwitch:
All of the affection for her favorite Philbert. Soft pats to his head globe and offers snacks to him. “You’re my favorite, no matter who says.”
Still clicking softly, it takes the snacks in it’s nubbed tendrils, gently pulling them into the underside of itself where it’s mouth is. A few chewing sounds later and he nuzzled into the crook of Salem’s shoulder, he knew he was the favorite, he prided himself on it. He would never let Salem down.
sxlemwitch replied to your post “Philbert loves you all!”
"My darling dearie dear~" You're getting coos from Salem. So many coos.
He can feel his bulb blush! Coos from the Queen! Philbert is most flattered! He clicks affectionately, floating closer to the Grimm Queen.
Philbert loves you all!
Look who showed up during the credits
Aw dudes I got an idea for a Philbert picture and I love it
This is Philbert’s theme song
Philbert’s favorite place to be.