hi,

if i believe you, would that make it stop?

[simena]

ÉMILE CHARLET - DANCING NYMPHS (detail)

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[adrenaline]

[nnukes]

[mcavoy]

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[petergkavinsky]

Elio Perlman’s Clothes ↳ Call Me by Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[tharealsydshady]

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need

[mysharona1987]

Would most Americans have a problem with this, though?

I mean, at this point? Really?

[marvelsmostwanted]

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[pumpkinspicepunani]

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

[chicken-buddha]

you ignorant fool

[nokiabae]

[redacted-cryptid]

Is that Doug dimmadome?

[randomfandomteacher]

owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[resistdrumpf]

[blankpointdankmemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is how bernie can still win

[heck-yeah-old-tech]

Uh, Minnie, I have something to tell you…

[theradicalace]

youd be scared too if a 6 inch tall naked human sprinted across your floor

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,