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Linda, 21

[rhaegartarrgaryen]

Rey hat ne Warze auf seinem Pipi

[killowave]

[viostormcaller]

LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY

[vorpallblade]

E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E

[isa-ghost]

GLSKGKSKGMSKVK

[filmedonmyphone]

*drinks water* 

prison transfer

[mewwon]

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

[woolandflax]

Perfume ads be like

✨Eau de Toilette✨

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

[lubricates]

i’m ok

i’m ok

i’m ok

*starts crying*

[weirdmageddon]

me: sees literally any fucking cat ever

[sunfortune]

the whole concept of tiktok being the new tumblr for kids makes me insane bc imagine the stupidest shit you’ve said on here as a kid but instead of a text post no one cares about it’s a video of you physically saying that shit out loud on the internet forever. i would just have to die

[everythingfox]

[sleepnoises]

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

[skinhorses]

[sleepnoises]

THIS person is valid, as is their grandmother

[thotsxo]

[homofied]

Fourth: “honey” but like condescendingly

[dignitea]

“bitch” but like endearingly

[oldblogarchived]

doorbell: *rings*

me:

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[ceruleansoleil]

Pinterest

[doggosource]

chunky

[lame-beauty-item]

[iamoutofideas]

when the hell yugioh say this

[rainbowgazes-archive]

season 4 episode 3 “my cool new shirt”

[bob-belcher]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

@christinebitg

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

🤔🤔🤔

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Wow would you look at that

It’s almost like people who shit on socialism tend to talk out of their ass