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FBI called me in to do the Will Graham empathy thing on the guy who shot Charlie Kirk

hark tuah ! the herald angels sing

if i get another ad for Apple Intelligence i am going to “change my tone” to dead

#comedy #democracy

peppermint bark? no it doesn’t. no it fucking doesn’t. please don’t lie to me…

yall ever get post shat clarity?

moistcritikal is like if shaggy from scooby doo condemned hamas

#he’s like the main character in a stoner comedy where they replaced weed with centrism

playing my singing monsters , damn these bitches dont shut up do they.

love to see a tboy with transsexual breast and feminine hips. like okay birth of peanus 😻🙌

they should make a counterpart to suicide prevention day called suicide day where they talk about how cool and good it is. i just feel like it’s unfair that only one side gets a voice :/

as a trans person i can confirm that joe biden personally attaches a leash to my septum ring and walks me like a dog every morning

who else loves being mentally staple?

fuck is a slur for sex

alternate universe where bipolar disorder is the omegaverse

#M/S/D (manic/stable/depressive)

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my son: “dad, transmasculine kamala harris is under my bed and i’m scared”

me: “don’t worry son, there’s no such thing as transmasculine kamala harris”

the transmasculine kamala harris under his bed: “you think you just fell out of a wokeonut tree?”

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I know it made her white i’m sorry i can’t fix it

my son: “dad, transmasculine kamala harris is under my bed and i’m scared”

me: “don’t worry son, there’s no such thing as transmasculine kamala harris”

the transmasculine kamala harris under his bed: “you think you just fell out of a wokeonut tree?”

i put the pathetic in parasympathetic

why do shopping carts slide together like that?? are they intimate.?

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