Dr. Gumption Cretaceous Attorny at Law

Beck/Dig 25 they/them. Unfortunately my main is too iconic to change but sorry if I follow your porn blog from here I promise I'm horny as well as goofy

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[utopians]

Dr. Gay and Mr. Straight

[depsidase]

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[orcinus-veterinarius]

When I was 15-16, I talked my family out of visiting zoos (something we’d always loved) and even told people I no longer wanted to be a vet (my dream since 8) because I “loved animals too much.” Basically, I was a genuinely animal-loving kid with a computer who trusted the first thing I saw on Google, which was usually PETA.

All this to say… you can change your mind. You don’t have to cling to something when you have learned the information you were given was incorrect. You can grow.

[cryptotheism]

blew a .15 blood happiness on the breathalyzer at a sweetness checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my trunk for smiles. needless to say i went for his awesome

[curiooftheheart]

Politics is actually like…one of the top reasons to cut someone out of your life? Where the fuck did we get this idea it’s an invalid reason to abandon people? It’s literally your statement on how you think society should exist and what rights you think people should have and how. It ain’t fucking “My uncle Craig’s dead to me because he takes his sandwiches with the crust on” it’s “My uncle Craig has consistently stated a hatred of minorities and poor people for longer than I’ve been alive, of course I’m gonna call him a piece of shit”

[dr3amoon]

life update:

[elbiotipo]

People on Twitter (and elsewhere) love to say "retard" and "low IQ" now and I'm not only talking about nazi accounts but just your average account. It came out of nowhere just this year too. Really annoying.

[elbiotipo]

I've been telling people that IQ is perhaps the most normalized example of eugenics and the pseudoscience that is psychometrics

[elbiotipo]

Anything that is based in IQ is bogus because IQ is simply fake data

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[utopians]

haters see me and say christ what is that

[amazoogle]

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[xalatath]

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