✧Eyes like Stars✧

Lydia • 28 • ♉• ESFP

[strawxbunny]

all i do is yearn and be sleepy

[depsidase]

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[scensitive]

this is how your email finds me:

[actionjeffson]

smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

[daddymymouthisfullofstars]

[excusemeaminute]

Revenant Hill (𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘚𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺)

The year is 1919. After the barn he was living in burns down, Twigs the cat takes up residence in a wet log near an abandoned graveyard. When the owl from the next hill over starts demanding rent, Twigs must find a way to make ends meet, and things just get more complicated from there.

[yellbug]

me when i remember it all

[beardedmrbean]

[a-really-big-cat]

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don’t have the link but omg

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Girlboss over here gaslighting the gatekeepers.

[silverscreeny]

Fuck the Home Owners Association.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

No one who opposes an HOA is the asshole.

[parlezvousladybug]

Fuck the HOA and fuck nosy busybodies

[sandersstudies]

Me making food for myself: Why must I be subjected to the torture of maintaining this mortal flesh. When will I be free of the trials of Sisyphean mundanity.

Me making food for someone else: yay! yippee! woo! yeah! hurray! yahoo! hurrah! yeehaw! woo!

[yrbeecharmer]

officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease

[rylandgraces]

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

[dragkingandreweldritch]

nature is healing

[unstablecryptid]

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen out way out of this one fellas

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[roxannepolice]

FYI, this was an actual streetlamp in Wrocław, Poland. Local services removed the overgrowth because apparently nearby people had trouble sleeping with this by their windows.

[puppyboydavidbyrne]

[kosmogrl]

[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

[arcnoise]

#i love this post i love that your wife went with you. shes so supportive (@pmd2)