CΔPTΔIN PESSIMISM

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[gryfficons]

icons dan smith

like se pegar

[ijhseok-deactivated20180714]

headspin, happiness, death — (1/∞)

[captainsantiagos]

I’ll leave you guys with this… requested by anonymous.

[lokithesassqueen]

Nemo can’t stand your romance

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

im laughing so hard holy shit omg

[virginitity]

lolomg

[nattymetanoia]

HAHAHA. HES LIKE, SHUT UP WITH THE FRICKIN MUSIC ALREADY ITS GETTING OLD REAL FAST HUMANS D:<

[bastillesmiths]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gifak-net]

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

[tamagotchivevo]

aw hell no

[unseeliequeen-deactivated201904]

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

[nebula-cnidaria]

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

[gummygomamon]

As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.

I’ve seen deer:

1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed

2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey

3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field

4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed

5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease

[spookypaws]

@forestbeast

[chickenfluffbutts]

chicken shaming 

[arellasmercy]

@kedreeva 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SHAME THE BIRBS

[bluett-deactivated20200906]

Joke’s on you.  Birds feel no shame.

[foulserpent]

sometimes self care is saying “this is stupid” and closing the tab

[thebrooklyninenine]

waiting for @ fox to renew b99 like

[onastyamiga]

Shooting in DTLA today.

(x)

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

ASHJDGFHJADHKLJGAHKJL

[bastille-stuff-forlive]

Dan with Bratt Haley recently 😇

[itsdaniclayton]

Underappreciated B99 Moments (suggested by my followers) [2/?]

↳ Suggested by @feministperalta

[herotox5]

[metaleaterz]

i’ve seen this so many times and it just fucking gets funnier every single time it comes back. this is humor at its fuckign finest nothing else can ever top this

[navigaero]

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

[saltylittleslytherin-deactivate]

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

[thewolfatno9]

*sees an equilateral triangle literally anywhere* Is this a Bastille reference?

[devilschurch]

Girls don’t want a Black Widow film we want films for Shuri and Valkyrie