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kirsten | she/they | 29 | venice

[ruinedchildhood]

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

[mikugenesisevangelion]

that’s because miette’s had enough

[pianjeong]

come on brain yip yip

[everythingfox]

(via)

[fairiepunk]

I fucking love being queer. I love being able to love in unconventional ways. I love being able to exist in unconventional ways. I love being a fagdykehomoqueerfairytranny. I’m so fucking glad that I lived long enough to embrace my queerness instead of fear it.

[littlepawz]

Natural phenomenon of diffraction of light transforms black hummingbird’s wings into tiny rainbows

~photo credit: Christian Spencer~

[kotku]

please someone help xandra

[sensiblethingtodo]

“Do you know sign?” “No, not that I’m aware of, no…”

[everythingfox]

But can your cat play Jenga?

[lightningbisexual]

lizzo out here doing the lord’s work:

[sa2ha]

being a lesbian is NEVER doing anything abt a crush and always suffering in silence because youre 29929x more careful than regular people abt every interaction with the same gender because youre always afraid of coming of as predatory, as everyone depicts lesbians to be

[dankmemeuniversity]

[keybladesoras]

ABSOLUTE HIGHLIGHT!

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

vibe check

[badjokesbyjeff]

My gender studies teacher asked how I view gay relationships.

Apparently, 1080p wasn’t the right answer.

[sleepnoises]

news from a 15 year old boy i tutor: “there’s a kid in my religion class who i have no idea if they’re a boy or a girl, so when i see them i just call them ‘fam.’ [at my plaintive look of i-don’t-know-if-i-heard-you-right] you know, like family” 

The youth have spoken and fam is the gender neutral bro

[bowditch]

tangentially related: in Baltimore, linguists observed the organic develop of the gender neutral third-person singular pronoun “yo,” among schoolchildren.