HA HA HA

@batccrazy bitch

you shouldn’t talk to your father like that, emma 🤭

desmuerte

who would like to hear a joke

i’m all ears!

desmuerte

dont challenge death to a pillow fight. unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions

#i expected something to make me roll me eyes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good one.

desmuerte

who would like to hear a joke

i’m all ears!

that’s for me to know :) the author is dead, so it doesn’t matter.

Alright. Well, since you know that I vehemently oppose any form of rule or authoritarian power, will you tell me, at least, what you’ve learned? You can rest assured that I will never try to use the advice myself. As I said, I detest the notion of hierarchy or rule, and would very much prefer the universe not be destroyed or taken over.

#i have to keep it vague. <3

better to be destroyed than taken over given your ideology, kid. i’ll throw you a bone this time, but considering this stuff is online, it’d be stupid to give away. ;)

being human isn’t enough to destroy the whole omniverse, trust me. you need a higher power in your clutches for that, along with the right arsenal and plan. where can you get it? that’s a secret, but it exists. in fact those weapons of destruction made by each universe’s villains are little toys compared to real power out there.

once you see how big everything really is, you’ll understand.

hello multiverse i’ve been doing some light reading :)

What have you been reading?

turns out there’s a whole series on ‘how to destroy the multiverse’ out there and i’ve gotten my hands on them. real informative stuff 🖤

Interesting! And where did you get this series? May I ask as to who the author is?

that’s for me to know :) the author is dead, so it doesn’t matter.

hello multiverse i’ve been doing some light reading :)

What have you been reading?

turns out there’s a whole series on ‘how to destroy the multiverse’ out there and i’ve gotten my hands on them. real informative stuff 🖤

hello multiverse i’ve been doing some light reading :)

arkhamonline

being insane has its benefits.

kngclwn

Everyday is a party

arkhamonline

that’s all the corroboration I need to know that I am sane.

look at that, crane CAN be funny!

now who would’ve foreseen that entire gathering of christmas carolers succumb to a smiling gas like that?

#not me. :)

@batccrazy I’m taking back the squishmallow I gave you

didn’t like the present i left you? i went to all that effort :)

Yeah it’s not really my vibe if I’m being honest

someone is being ungrateful.

@batccrazy I’m taking back the squishmallow I gave you