fic where you take care of baby lordlu whose (adopted) daddy is Kong Qiu,,, but why not take it a step further and include all the bad end ids and the people from their cantos?
so baby g corp Gregor with his older sister Yuri, who takes care of him since their parents aren't around <- they ran away
baby nclair with Demian who literally gives no information about himself or his relationship with baby nclair <- you're convinced dude just took a baby off the streets and adopted him (close! he stole nclair from a cult)
baby spicebush Yi Sang whose mommy is Dongbaek <- you swear you've seen her face on a wanted poster before
baby ahabmael whose mother is Ahab (I was initially going to go with Queequeg but decided to go with Ahab since the "parents" would be the love interests, guess which oomf this change is for lmao)
baby wild hunt Heathcliff whose daddy is erlking <- if only cps existed in pmverse
baby manager Don whose mommy is Bari
baby lordlu and his daddy Kong Qiu
baby bladeshu whose mommy is Araya
and lastly, baby lcb Rodya and Sonya <- you're convinced he also just took the baby off the streets
“Relax a bit, you're so wound up!” Bari grabbed your shoulders gently. Her firm grip ensuring that you're fully leaning on her for support while she kneads the soft skin. “Manager~ what do you think of this special ‘Bari’ technique, hm? Is it up to your tastes?" Bari leans in—Close, really close. You can smell faint hints of blueberries and some... other chemical thing. Hopefully not enkephalin from the recent lobotomy branch raids. That'd be terrible.— whispering into your ear.
“Mm, it's sufficient.” You murmured.
“Just sufficient? Wooow...” Bari slowly, very slowly lifts her hands up, tracing the sides of your neck before eventually retreating onto her sides. “Would you prefer I get Demian, then? since clearly you don't have the curated taste...” Bari teased. Trailing off slightly
“Ah— wait,” You blindly took her hands—Your shoulders are straining. One of you winces, it's not Bari.— and placed it right back onto your shoulder. “Just... Do it until I have the refined taste for your massages. I don't mind.”
First of all, I'm glad you like my works enough to nibble on them?? Yay???? Don't forget to share with the class though
Second of all, i don't remember what the popular ships were exactly so I'll mostly be sticking to the sinner/sinner ones I see around.
I should also mention that I have a heavy bias against get ships (in that for most, I'm either neutral or dislike it) and I have headcanons that interfere with my opinions on a ship (like Don, Outis, Ishmael and Ryoshu are big lesbians, Rodya is a huge sapphic, Meursault and Gregor are gay as hell) but like, just for this ask I'll try to put my biases aside
Rodigor: I've talked about it a lot already but tldr, i would like it a lot if the fandom viewed it as the toxic ship it is instead of woobifying it. I dislike it as is.
Fausang: they're cute. I can't really see them in a romantic lense since Yi Sang is friendly to everyone (the thing that he said to Faust at the end of the warp express intervallo doesn't read as romantic and honestly it feels like he'd say that to the other sinners as well) and Faust didn't show any romantic interest in Yi Sang either. But like, they're nerds and nerds together cute. For me they're like that one image of two bunnies with one being significantly bigger than the other. Yi Sang is the small bunny and Faust is the big one.
Donclair: I don't like it simply because it feels like they got lumped together for shallow reasons. Their dynamic is also boring to me, I enjoy Sanchoclair significantly more. Seeing A Certain Sinclair for this ship also pushes it in dislike territory
Ryolu: given how trans Hong Lu is this is more of a yuri ship than a het ship to me, but even putting that aside, Hong Lu pesters Ryoshu enough times off screen that I like these two. Big part of their appeal to me is the bdsm and the potential toxicity they have.
Heathmael: Okay. See. If you come to me asking for something for these two then there's a nonzero chance I block you. No word can describe how much I hate this ship. I additionally side eye people who like harpoonercliff x ahabmael reasoning that it's Heathcliff takes place of Queequeg is proof of the ship, when harpoonercliff x ahabmael is literally Queequeg x Ahab.
Ryoclair: once again, if you come to me asking for something with these two there is a nonzero chance I block you. On their own, these two aren't bad exactly nor would I say that they're toxic, but every bit of ship art I've seen for them goes into "Ryoshu grooming Sinclair" territory (which is nonsense as I consider Sinclair to be an adult) and it's like??? It's not my thing, it gives me too big of an ick to make me like it. A Certain Sinclair getting involved also makes me like it less
Fauclair: see these two are fun (nclair and nfaust specifically) and I do like seeing them together but the moment A Certain Sinclair gets involved, my distaste for this ship goes through the roof. You may be noticing a certain pattern here but I digress
Hongsang: that moment in canto 4 where Hong Lu said that maybe Yi Sang was calling out for help all this time was already living in my mind, and then canto 8 with its parallels to canto 4 happened and I lost my shit. 100/10
Ryofaust: listen, white hair and black hair duo already had me sold, but these two are so hddducjufkgvj they're like, how do I put this, the follow up to angebinah and while they're not on the exact level as angebinah yet, I still adore them. 100/10
Donchun: that one scene back in the sweeper intervallo completely caught me off guard and I still think about it. In general I think any ship where Don gets to play knight to a damsel/princess character (which Xichun is) is peak. This pairing is a bit funny though bc I kinda predicted it back in the day
Sinchun: as long as A Certain Sinclair doesn't get involved, I do like them. Though a part of me wants to spitefully go "why can't men and women just be friends?" sometimes.
Donsinchun: including this just bc I think Xichun deserves her bisexual harem. That's all.
Ishqueg: 10/10. Need I say more?
Outispen: if Penelope is Outis's wife, this ship is peak purely for the sheer amount of lesbian yearning Outis has. If Penelope is her husband, on the other hand, it's bad. Like our 546858th straight couple that's doomed... What a shocker.... So sad...
^^^ if you want het yearning you go to Xiao x Lowell btw, the rest suck
Cathycliff: I'd like this significantly more if projmoon wasn't scared of making Cathy actually manipulative. As they are right now, I'm neutral to them.
Faudante/Danoutis: these two are paired together bc while I think every sinner x Dante relationship is peak, these two in particular don't stand out to me bc neither Faust nor Outis have shown any actual interest in Dante. This is the case for most sinners though.
Rodmael: all I'm going to say is projmoon knew what they were doing dropping the teaser of liusang with Rodya teasing Ishmael on valentine's day. and then the rodigor/fausang shippers had to whine about it saying "noooo it's actually proof that rodigor/fausang is canon!!" eventhough neither Gregor nor Faust were anywhere on screen, god I hate people
IshDon/RyoDon: see they're both cute and I like them but I don't have many thoughts on them. also this is the point where I say that I naturally like any yuri/yaoi ship I see.
Hongcliff: 1) fullstop 2) the devastation on Heathcliff's face when he found out that Hong Lu is supposed to get married lives rent free in my mind. 10/10
Donsault: adhd x autism duo, I think you can do more with them but I'm neutral and don't care to explain their dynamic
Verdante: 100000000/10 okay cool
Effiesaude: including them not bc they're popular but because I miss them :(
binah with a reader who looooves baking and cooking, always using binah as some sort of taste tester
the facility had no kitchen for the employees. nothing official. nowhere to cook warm meals, to provide the slightest shred of happiness. such comfort was a Sephirah's privilege. the tea cradled in Binah's palms. rich and bittersweet, always just out of reach. she stands by the door, quietly. watching you happily explore the Library's provisions, those lovely gasps of delight. an oven. a stove. more, more, everything you could need. you twirl, nearly stumbling. Binah's hand snaps out. fingers curling around your arm, pulling you back into her coat. yet her gaze is soft. liquid night, sliding over your features, your joy. she gently releases you, taking her place at the table. waiting patiently. the room filling with the scent of chocolate and your cheerful humming.
she always did favor the darkest of cocoa. less sugar, more cream- Binah takes each offering, savoring the taste on her tongue. delicious. wonderful. how long has it been, since she's had something sweet? something that tasted of life, rather than ash and decay. her tea, perhaps. she tilts her head thoughtfully. beckoning you closer without a word. you approach, curious, a smudge of flour dusting your cheek.
her fingers slip beneath your chin, and Binah presses her lips to yours. cupping the back of your neck and kissing you until your lungs burn. only then does she draw away, a subtle smirk etched on her face. trailing up to peck the bridge of your nose.
"Sweet as caramel," she murmurs, thumbing beneath your eye, swiping the mess away. the kitchen warms, and Binah chuckles as you bury yourself into her cloak, shaking with breathless embarrassment.
for even the most saccharine of candies paled in comparison to her brightest star.
Being in a closet with Ahabmael is either a heaven or hell. I mean it’s ahabmael no complaining there 👀 but also… she probably reeks.
"being in a closer with Ahabmael" that woman has never once been in a closet, she has always been out and proud
and also like why would she need to be in a closet to do what she wants to you? woman with 0 sense of shame, she will do whatever she wants to you out and about in public
Tumblr really needs to get a mute option bc I really love this artist's works but holy shit is their opinion on x readers dogshit and I do NOT want to see it
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