Littlekingtrashmouth

i like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, its a way of looking at life through the wrong end of the telescope. Which is what i do, and that enables you to laugh at lifes realities. 

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

i love how little girls have their wolf phases and their dragon phases and their big cat phases and etc…they shouldve let us turn into wolves at that age

[radicalcoffeeclub]

women not being able to shapeshift is a major flaw of humans as a species tbh

[aliceonsaturn]

I could’ve been a lion. Dammit.

[batchofcookiesworld]

[memeuplift]

Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :) 

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

[catsbeaversandducks]

His Name’s Gizmo And He’s Really Excited Inside

“Yay.”

Photos by ©HeyGizmo - Via Tastefully Offensive

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Dormant Predators

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[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[teenwolfplus]

that lip biting you do when your hot friend starts taking his clothes off

[fleetwoodsushi]

I cannot get over this omfg

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

i’ve been laughing at this for like 8 minutes straight

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[cheaphalloweencostume]

I first read this story on Reddit several months ago but in the time since then it has absolutely haunted me and I regularly remember it as I’m laying down to sleep and without fail even thinking about it will make me laugh hard enough that I wake my sleeping boyfriend and I have to explain “I thought about the what fart again” and apologize

[rihrihxxlegendarih]

My WCW will always be Red Robyn

🌹

[justcatposts]

He pretends like he’s chewing to communicate that he’s hungry! 

(via)

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

where is his shirt and pants

[milf-adjacent]

Casual Friday

[unclefather]

are you wearing the-

chanel boots? yeah i am

[sproutlett]

i genuinely laughed so hard at this

[serenitysspot]

[teenagerposts]

Me with my friends problems vs. Me with my own

[rihrihxxlegendarih]

It’s Giving What It’s Supposed To Give

♥️

[paintdeath]

Me

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